pull a mason
to create an easier task at work in order to avoid doing a more difficult task only to be unable to complete the easier task without delegating it to someone more competent. the word originates as a tribute to mike mason, an “engineer” who spends more time reading the final fantasy forums and playing quake than he does writing code, but is pr-ne to taking serious offense when his work ethic is questioned.
f-ck cheap pitcher night last night, dude. i’m so hung over that i think i’m going to just pull a mason today…
verb- when your teacher makes you so h-rny that you have to wack one out during cl-ss. done by pulling sweatshirt over knees to hid what you’re doing.
that new math teacher was so hot, i had to pull a mason
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