pull yourself up by your boot straps


literally referring to what abraham lincoln (read a few law books he found in a junk barrel, then became a lawyer and later president of the united states and booker t washington (learned to read and write as a sailor’s) actually did, this term means:

to legally work, or rather legally to n-gg-r, one’s way up the social ladder of one’s society in one’s zeitgeist using nothing but one’s own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts, and not relying on your country’s social -ssistance/welfare system (provided of course you are able bodied and not mentally ill to the point of not being able to work)
son: i don’t understand how abraham lincoln legally achieved what he did. he was born on a bl–dy farm.

father: jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you’ll do just as well. now good night.

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