pulling a kai
the act of backing out of a previously made commitment by any means of: backstabbing, lying, cheating, ditching, or pretending to be sick. this type of tricky acting may be utilized by using any dishonest, deceitful, or devious methods known to the bullsh-tter and can cause great psychological harm to the people being lied to. the lowest and most pathetic form of ditching.
“dude, (_insert_name_) just pulled a kai again so he could wack off to animal p-rn!”
“oh my god, he does that every weekend”
“he’s always pulling a kai for that animal p-rn…”
Read Also:
- going for two
“going for two” plays off the use of the football phrase: ie going for the more risky two point conversion, instead of settling for the extra point. :encomp-sses a situation of s-xual innuendo, in which it is believed that two people have been alone in private for so long that, not only are they committing […]
- Gonsalves
a type of ninja that collects pandas. “dude, guess what happened to me last night?” “what?” “my pet panda was stolen by a gonsalves. man, they’re sneaky!” the act of re-heating cold human sh-t in a microwave, then shaping it into the form of a p-n-s and using it on your self to m-st-rb-t- -n-lly. […]
- greased cheeks
the result of a wet fart, or a particularly juice shart. i thought i could sneak one out, but i ended up with greased cheeks, so i had to go for a maintenance wipe.
- rusty buckle
the patch of red that rests in a man’s pubic hair after having s-x with a girl who is on her period. brandon’s girlfriend gave him a rusty buckle after she rode him hard when she was on the rag!
- rusty duce
the first cr-p taken after -n-l s-x which causes bleeding. possibly due to the iron content of human blood. i think i drank too much last night. this morning my b-tt hurts and i dropped a rusty duce.