pumpernickel pump-off

pumping off using two warm slices of b-ttered pumpernickel bread.
“dude, i was in the bakery yesterday, and i had the best pumpernickel pump-off ever!”

“just got home from the grocery store with my girl. you guys know what time it is? it’s time for a pumpernickel pump-off!”

“spending the night alone…guess it’s time to make a pumpernickel pump-off.”

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