Rooshi
1. traditionally an indian name that means “saint.”
2. in reality, rooshi is the name given to one whose apt-tude at life far exceeds that of his peers, bar few. scratch that, bar none. his stature and muscle tone is similar to that of zeus and ares, and he will most likely have slept with a similar amount of women as the afore-mentioned deities by the time he has reached the age of twenty-four years and seven months.
girl 1: omg. who is that?
girl 2: who? the one sword-battling satan with one hand?
girl 3: and throat-punching maxine hong kingston with the other?
girl 4: while lighting his bro’s bong between punches?
girl 5: all while walking on water?
girl 1: yeah!
girl 6: that’s rooshi. he’s a pretty nice guy.
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