pumpkinitis
soreness of the hands, wrists, arms, and/or shoulders due to the excessive making of pumpkin spice beverages
after working an 8-hour shift at the coffee shop, i had to ice my wrist due to an extreme case of pumpkinitis
getting boned in the p–per on halloween.
this is derived from the olde english word “pumpkinitous” which is defined as: the act of being startled by a rooster, tripping and falling out of a barn window, down a ladder, and into a wagonload of pumpkins, resulting in a pumpkin stem piercing through your dungarees and lodging in your -n-s.
larry: yo b-train, where u been? we been playin’ keno all night at foodmart wit out you.
billy: sh-t man, i got a mad case of pumpkinitis. u win?
larry: 12 bucks
billy: safe!
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