Pun-ishment
noun. the annoyance of hearing consecutive lame puns–such as the word being defined. (verb: to pun-ish)
3 bad puns in a row is pun-ishment
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it said when somone gets majorly owned
it first originated on failblog when a commentator shouted the word punishment! after somone got pwn3d on national t.v
commentator1: “we are here today…”
-baseball flies into crowd knocking somone unconscious-
commentator1: “o..m….”
commentator2 “punishment!
a process involving the smoking of zoots (spliffs, doobies, joints, bifters etc..) where the number of herbal cigarettes is one less in number than the group of people smoking them.
allow, ben, please skin, otherwise it won’t be punishment.
something given by mr. roper – often involves drawing out a cartographical diagram in duplicate or triplicate.
“ohhhhh that’s it mr. roper, you tell him off”
“and if you think it’s funny dr. hewitson you’re punished as well! do this map in duplicate you absolute shah!”
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