punching 10k

male masturbation, while wearing an activity tracker such as a fitbit, which has the side effect of boosting ones step count for the day.
bill: how does tom manage to average 11,000 steps a day? he’s hardly fit, yet he always beats my weekly step count.
jeff: that’s cause tom spends his mornings and evenings punching 10k.

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