punt
combination of punk and c-nt
“that kid’s such a punt”
(mit slang) (1) to skip cl-ss (2) to avoid doing work. ant: tool.
to be kicked.
dag yo!
to kick an object as far and hard as possible
you punted the ball over the fence bell-end!
to have a bet.
john: i have a feeling qpr will beat man u today.
alex: at 14/1, it’s worth a punt!
to ‘have a punt’ means to bet prospectively on something that probably won’t win.
“what so you think shergar is coming in at cheltenham?”
“not really, but i’ll have punt on that”
or
“that stuck up b-tch over there only sleeps with guys who have at least 10 grand in their pocket and a diamond bed to sleep on”
“f-ck mate, have a punt, if it don’t work out, nothing lost.”
flat bottomed, small, open boat that is powered by a person pushing along with a long pole. similar to a venetian gondola. used in shallow waters (unless you have a really long pole.)
the waters around cambridge university are often full of silly punts.
to buy time, delay
this is likely in reference to football (american) where a punt after possession is used to keep the opposing team from scoring for as long as possible.
person a: why did you turn them down?
person b: i was punting! they were trying to force me into a bad deal.
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