Punting
it’s fisting, but with a foot.
i told mary that i have a foot fetish and asked if we could try punting since she enjoyed fisting. she said it would be fine so long as i didn’t try to kick a field goal.
rowing down a river in a wannabe gondola with a big stick, usually done by posh uni students in oxford or cambridge….or tourists….or romantic couples on their first holiday together 🙂
oh har har charles! look at us and our diplomas punting down this cambridgeshire river, we live our lives spiffingly well!
when the woman and the man in the relationship swap rolls during s-x, the woman uses a strap on, and the man takes it up the p–per.
“dayyum, i walked in on sally punting danny, i threw up a little in my mouth.”
the act of hunting for poon (v-g-n-)
“hey man what are you doing tonight?”
“i’m gonna go to the beach for some punting, wanna come?”
when a woman f-cks a man in the -ss with a strap-on. in other words, kicking the ball to the other team.
i walked in on jane punting john and i almost puked.
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