Puppy Kisses
when a puppy boyfriend busts in a girls face and then slops it up with his tongue like a puppy giving you kisses.
my girlfriend tells me to give her puppy kisses all the time. i don’t like the taste of my own s-m-n, but she owns me, so i have no choice.
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