purple headed yogurt slinger

b-n-r
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack’s magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro
varsity blues cl-ssic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.
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after the c-ck has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.
after a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the purple head has slung the yogurt.
a slang reference to the p-n-s. made popular by talia drzewiecki.
hungry? my purple headed yogurt slinger’s ready when you are.
a term referring to an erection. due to the fact that an erect p-n-s has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. this term is used in the movie varsity blues.
i used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.
slang for your c-ck when he gets big and hard, called “purple-headed” because of the color of your tip when you are turned on, and “yogurt-slinger” because of the come that you shoot when you -j-c-l-t-.
when she saw my purple-headed yogurt slinger standing up big and tall and proud and in his full glory, swollen to his full erect height of ten and a half inches, she said, “oh, yes, i want it!”
a c-ck when your about to c-m.
after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger
a p-n-s. the male s-x organ.
he lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.