purple pumpkin
~the insertion of something into ones memory that was never there to begin with.
~a word that is randomly and mentally added into a conversation that is not there; auditory hallucination
#1 – “my friend got a tatto of a pumpkin on his arm last weekend.
#2 – “what?! why a purple pumpkin?”
#1 – “purple? where’d you get purple from?”
#2 – “you just said it.”
#1 – “no i didn’t. i said he got a tatto of a pumpkin. no color. just a pumpkin.”
#2 – “… oh.”
1 more definition
hearing something in a conversation that wasn’t actually there
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adding someting mentally into a conversation that wasn’t there
person #1: so my friend is getting a tatoo of a purple pumpkin on his arm.
person #2: what? why?
person #1: because he likes pumpkins.
person #2: but why is it purple?
person #1: it isn’t.
person #2: you just said it was.
person #1: … no i didn’t. i said he was getting a pumpkin tatoo. that’s it.
person #2: …. oh. nevermind.
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