purple skeezer
a b-tch -ss n-gg- (angel sales)
someone who is always hustling for money
sucks too for loose change on tuesdays
knicname is little foot
angel sales is a purple skeezer,he’s with noemi.
do you know the purple skeezer? who? angel
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