Purpura
1. a noun, purpura is male genitalia that is all t-st-cl-s and no p-n-s or a very small p-n-s overshadowed by deformed b-lls.
2. a deformed p-n-s.
the word originated in new york amongst italian kids who would make fun of a kid with a deformed p-n-s and grew to describe some with “all b-lls and no shaft”
“i heard carol left john because of his purpura.”
“scott’s purpura keeps him from getting any”
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