push broom


noun. a mustache made famous in the 1980’s; worn by the likes of tom selleck and ron jeremy amongst others. named as such for its very thick and bushy manner closely resembling a push broom. accentuated by the fact there is no goatie to compliment. though outdated, a favorite amongst murphs (see murph).
because of his push broom, otranto could smell the remnance of the zot (see zot)freeda gave him for days.
when a gay man with a moustache has a big p-n-s in his mouth. it in essence looks like a push broom
man, i went to the castro district in san francisco once, and i saw these two guys in the alley. one guy with a moustache was giving head to the other. total push broom action.
the act of taking one’s moustache and running it the length of his partner’s v-g-n- for s-xual stimulation.
i gave that b-tch a push broom last night.
a two handed hand-job, where the hands twist while stroking downward on the shaft – the same hand motion when operating a push-broom.
she’s not the best kisser, but she knows how to give a mean push broom.
a rediculous mustache that is typically thick and dark in color that resembles the head of a pushbroom
hey did you see that smelly persian with the pushbroom mustache hitting on your sister?

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