pussmelon
a large, melon-shaped fat deposit occurring beneath a woman’s natural waistline. commonly seen on the bodies of women 40+, who were accustomed to 1980’s fashions. sometimes a pussmelon is just the result of an ill-fitting article of clothing, but sometimes it is a topographical reality.
the pussmelon is accentuated (and often defined by) a woman’s choice in slacks. they tend to be high-waisted, belted, and tight. denim or stretchy, they always struggle to contain the juicy melon within. this look could be further appreciated with a nice camel toe.
men do not develop pussmelons with age, because their bodies age differently than a woman’s. the pussmelon could be sourced as the aftermath of childbirth, bad genetics, or too much cake.
“ooo rob, now you can sneak a peek at tj’s ripe old pussmelon, you nasty boy.”
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