pussy slide
when a girl gets on top of a man on his back, and slides her wet p-ssy on top his erect p-n-s. it feels good for both sides because the girl gets her p-ssy rubbed and the man actually has the possibility of getting jacked off. it’s literally the closest thing to s-x without any possibility of c-mming into the v-g-n-.
it is worth noting to be at least a little careful though, to make sure nothing ricochets, or somehow it “slips” in the hole. p-ssy sliding is fun, especially for the man, because he really doesn’t have to do anything.
man: i don’t have any condoms.
girl: and i don’t feel like using my hands or lips tonight.
man: me neither.
girl: i know! i can p-ssy slide!
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