Put a Door In
v. – a solution which is oversimplified to the point that it becomes nonsensical. often presented as a brilliant idea by someone who wishes to appear knowledgeable when they actually know the least about the subject.
dorthu: “i’m having trouble seamlessly streaming levels in this game.”
gabe: “just put a door in.”
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tom: “dude, instead of paying to get my car fixed, i’m just gonna use some duct tape.”
john: “way to put a door in.”
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