Put Me on a Program


when someone makes you (or asks you to) do something for them or tells you something that is completely untrue for ulterior motives. it is either done for selfish reasons, to harr-ss, annoy, punish, etc.
my boss “put me on a program” with that whole new report thing–it is a complete waste of time.

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