putney high school aka sl-tney high. a school full of rich s-xy b-tchez, where in order to be cool you need to a) have a boyfriend in your usually d-ck free life b) roll your skirt up at least twice ( having both of these things usually makes you the leader of the b-tch tribe).
p-ssy overdose is a real problem in putney;therefore, girls spend their lives crushing over the australian biology teacher.
even though there are literally no guys around girls feel the need to not eat and often appear in the cafeteria for the whole of 2 seconds and then leave with an apple and possibly one piece of bread.
of course some girls would do anything to not fall into the stereotypical rich girl category, so there are often groups -ssembled where they will wear as much black as possible, listen to music that no one has heard of and wear doc martins to school.
oh look at those girls walking down putney hill , holding three lacrosse sticks, a bag (usually american apparel or eastpak) weighing twice their size, a ponytail as high as it could possibly be and their skirts rolled so high i can see their pants! they must be putney high school girls.
- lego dimensions
a video game that was created lego and brings together different universes in lord vortek’s conquest. hey! you like lego dimensions?
- tek tyme
jamaican slow whine which requires lots of concentration securing the whine properly making lots of hand movements corresponding to the way she’s whining on you and it usually done at teenage raves which play lots of bashment. during the dance people scream “tek tyme” “bend over lets tek tyme”
- weasel h*m*
a straight guy who has s-x with guys, but doesn’t want anyone to know about it, but everyone knows. denial closet case guy 1: “did you hear taylor sucked his d-ck?” guy 2: “what a weasel h-m-.”
the attempt to earn cultural capital or seduce by explaining spiritual concepts to people even though no one has asked for or needs an explanation. yeah, i overheard him g-dsplaining to you last night at yoga. ugh.
- mexican deep clean
describes a very detailed procedure that involves a naked man, an hispanic woman, a pressure washer, and a jack russell terrier. although it has become a popular talking point, there is actually no video footage proving that it has ever been attempted. i paid that chic and extra $200 for the mexican deep clean.