mexican deep clean
describes a very detailed procedure that involves a naked man, an hispanic woman, a pressure washer, and a jack russell terrier. although it has become a popular talking point, there is actually no video footage proving that it has ever been attempted.
i paid that chic and extra $200 for the mexican deep clean.
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