Putt-Putt-Ass
when you play mini golf with his d-ck and your -sshole. his d-ck is the putter and your -sshole is the hole-in-one your man wants to make.
“yeah my girl stacey got that putt-putt–ss fantasy but i haven’t tried it yet.”
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