puukani


a fat ugly micro that has a tight v-g-n- who likes to suck d-ck on mamo street with his gay prost-tutes. he gets salty real quick when you call him his real name ( obese hero 26 ). legend has it that everytime he steps he causes earthquakes and tsunamis. also, he can smell any cheeseburger within a mile of him. -safety- if you do have a cheeseburger and you are close to him you should start running. he will eat anything and everything.
oh no its puukani, run before he eats you!!

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