PZ Myers


militant atheist and dawkins fanboy, myers attracted public attention when during 2009 his s&m/bakery fetish was made public: apparently, myers admitted torturing a number of holy wafers for fun and pleasure.

members of the catholic church and pastafarians discuss to this day wether they should feel indignated for the abuse perpetrated on innocent floor products or concerned for the mental state of this man.
-hey isn’t that guy pz myers?
-yeah. what the h-ll does he need all that bread and plastic sheets for?

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