risky boner
b-n-r at an awkward moment, like when you wake up at your grandparents house after sleeping on the couch. risky b-n-rs also happen while partic-p-ting in sports. sitting in a desk at school an getting up an the teacher asks what do you have in your pocket? risky b-n-rs are the bad ones, be careful.
john had a court date, he didnt want a risky b-n-r while he was there.
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