Quantum Sleep
the involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. quantum sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase “let me sleep five more minutes”. quantum sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. the result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day. derived from quantum leap.
before: let me catch five more minutes of sleep.
…quantum sleep…
after: sh-t! f-cking h-ll, i am hectically late.
unemployment boss appointment regret quantum sh-t
the involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. quantum sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase “let me sleep five more minutes”. quantum sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. the result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day.
example:
before: let me catch five more minutes of sleep.
…quantum sleep…
after: sh-t! f-cking h-ll, i am hectically late.
unemployment boss appointment regret early
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