Quarteira
quarteira – greatest city of the algarve. in fact aclaimed as the best town in all of portugal. pr-nounced: a w s o m e in english.
sunny white sandy beaches filled with easy b-tches ensure a permenant hard-on and eventual satisfaction.
an immense and deeply inbeded web of drug barons, drug lords and drug users insures the cities vast supplies of weed, e, c, all the way fro a to high!
as for gastronomy you have fish so f-ckin fresh, if you like your monk fish, soulfish, red snapper and shrimp on the tasty side o life you can t help but pay it a visit.
finally there’s the people of quarteira. they have nothing to do with the rest of lamme -ss portugal or even europe, there more like a mix of american stake, with chicken curry in a pot of misu soup with a side of awsomesauce.
adjectives best suited for quarteira’s awsomeness:
ftw
ftmfw
d-mnnn!
hey world imma let you finish and all o that but quarteira is one of the best cities of all times.
people who ve been to quarteira:
everyone except you probably.
tracy: i went to a town called quarteira in portugal it was the sh-t.
megan: never heard of it.
lil wayne: what?!
tracy: best place ever right dog?
lil wayne: it’s …okay!
tracy: what?!
chris: duuuude i went to the most raddest place ever!
josh: no way?!
chris: yes way. they had weed, b-tches, nigthclubs, sund, beaches. they even like mudkips. they know all our meems! and they even know the game there!!!
josh: you mean the singer?
chris: no…
josh: i hate you.
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