Queen No-teef-ah
definitions:
(1) any toothless, crazy old bag lady who stumbles down the street yelling at p-ssersby. she specializes in speaking to people no one else can see, sincerely believing all the while that she is completely capable of simultaneously addressing a “parliament” of owls, a “murder” of crows, and a congress of crocodiles.
(2) by extension, any government official or self-appointed “authority” who says you must do something when they have only some toothless law or ordinance to back up their words. (better do what i say, or i’ll gum you to death!)
examples:
(1) we met a crackhead in cleveland who went by the name “queen no-teef-ah.”
(2) last time i had a toothache i couldn’t see a dentist. i had to get it pulled down at killer county where they used what looked like the bone from a rat’s rib to pry it out my mouth. had two pulled since then, so now i feel like queen no-teef-ah.
(3) durham county has laws on the books requiring that all citizens and businesses recycle — but seldom if ever are these laws enforced. so, without enforcement, these laws remain toothless, like crazy ol’ queen no-teef-ah. what do they plan to do, gum us to death?
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