Queer Goggles
the developed invisible goggles which are worn by male heteros-xual prison inmates who, at some point, start finding men attractive since there are no women in their presence.
smith : “hey jones, i suppose it wouldn’t help if i told williams that i wasn’t gay”
jones: “neither is he, but he’s had his queer goggles on for over a year now”
person 1: “jeez, 5 years in prison! i hope i can make it through the entire sentence without getting my queer goggles”.
person 2: “good luck with that!”
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