1. fictional sport in the ‘harry potter’ novels involving bats, b-lls, brooms and c.g.i. effects – no doubt to be frowned upon when some daft b-gg-r emulates it and falls to his/her doom on discovering they can’t really fly.
2. the type of sneeze that starts in the nostrils, causing one to clamp one’s teeth and close the mouth, resulting in sneezing a large clod of snot into one’s hand that’s in such a vast amount that it can’t be wiped onto one’s clothing discreetly.
“quidditch” ron exclaimed.
“yeah,” said harry, closing his potions book. “i’m tired of studying… let’s go and have some practice before sat-rday’s match”.
ron looked sheepish and attempted a grin. “sorry mate” he said red-faced, “i just sneezed… you ain’t got a tissue have you?”
from “harry potter and the halfbaked plot” by k.j. growling
the amazing game in harry potter that involves 2 teams (7 on each). it is played in the air with 4 b-lls. the quaffle, 2 bludgers, and a snitch. it is the most awesome and amazing game known to mankind.
lets go play a fun game of quidditch.
the most awsome sport that invaolvs brooms and b-lls that try to kill you.
did you see that quidditch game
ya i almost got killed
1.fictional sport played in harry potter. involves flying brooms, a bluddger, quaffle, and the snitch.
2. real sport based off the harry potter series
the college dorm prepared for the celebration since the win of the quidditch game
quidditch is the uber sport played on broom-sticks in teh awesome b00ks (harry potter)
aright harry wanna go play some quidditch, you can have a go of my broom
(n. or v.) the act of having s-x when the guy picks up the chick and sets her on his ‘broom’ and proceeds to run around, so the chick is playing quidditch.
hermoine likes to play ‘quidditch’ with ron.
yo, did you and that broad play some quidditch?
when you see someone or something exciting then you c-m in your pants
omg…is that ckell over there..i think i just did quidditch in my pants!!
- little ceasars
place where broke -ss people like you and i go to get a $5 pizza. while it may be good until the 4th slice, your -sshole will leak more than the mcdonald’s bathroom. but, their pizza is $5, and you can’t beat that. tim: d-mn, that was some h-lla pizza from that little ceasars place […]
- Little Peen
a really small d-ck. please! don’t cut off my little peen! it may not look like much, but it’s all i got!
- Little Yellow Bus
a bus that special kids ride on. the r-t-rd bus. a conveyence for transporting crippled, vegetable brained, drains on society. a slander leveled against an unintelligent person. a way of accusing your friends of being stupid. “dude here comes the little yellow bus, you should get your r-t-rded -ss on!”
- Locker Hockey
a sport invented (and soon to be played) in a small town in british columbia, by a select group of grade 11 students (with nothing better to do). the game is played inside the halls of a two story school with the library on the first floor, and the lecture room on the top. the […]
- Quidditch Pants
the resultant ‘stiffening’ of your ‘broomstick’ that comes from watching all these fine -ss young witches finally reach the legal wizarding age. seamus: hey, did you see that hermione last night down at the three broomsticks? neville: h-lls yeah bro! she gave me such a hardcore case of quidditch pants it was like she’d preformed […]