quitamine
a hormone excreted in the female body that causes a women to want to quit something. the gland is found in the woman’s v-g-n-. it is the opposite of adrenaline and is something a guy does not experience due lack of proper biological equipment (i.e. men have b-lls). it is often used as a reason why women want to quit something before it ends or gets difficult. it is also often used as a reason why women get bored with or fall asleep during s-x. it is purely coincidental that it sounds like “quit on me”.
her: “the bears are winning by 30 points. why don’t the saints just quit? there’s only four minutes left, so it’s pretty pointless to keep going.”
him: “that’s because the saints don’t have quitamine, unlike you who’s ready to just throw in the towel when the going gets tough.”
her: -yawn-
him: “don’t quit on me yet! i’m just getting warmed up! d-mn you quitamine! d-mn you to h-ll!”
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