qvc
quality, value, convenience. tv program characterized by overly perky and talkative superhumans plugging things you never knew you needed, like compound flashlight/toolboxes, thermolite & polartec fleece earm-ffs, revolving shoe trees, plaid pencil skirts with matching berets, and sweaters with snowmen appliqués. you’re pretty sure you don’t need these things, but the light refracting off them in a perfect elongated x shape entrances you. you must. buy. the clothes steamer. you might need it one day. even better, it’s only $23 and change, and on 2 easy payments. how could you not?
note: actual products listed.
i am in so much debt that qvc owns my house.
qvc stands for queer victims channel or quality value convience
why are you watching qvc or the queer victims channel?
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