R-Puss


the real p-ssy guys get when they go to a party. some may claim that guys go out and get f-puss (fake p-ssy), but in reality they get r-puss. stands for real p-ssy.
mike: yo, i’m going out and getting some girls tonight!
hater: man you know you are just gunna get f-puss tonight.
mike: screw you bro, i’m getting r-puss!

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