Ralphvite
a ralphvite is :when you invite someone to an event you know they cannot attend in order to get them to invite you to an event you know they are having.
calling your pal to ralphvite them to the us open at pebble beach next week knowing full well that they live in the midwest and cannot possibly get flights or hotels. you on the other hand know they have fabulous seats to every cavs home game in cleveland and would love to have you as their guest anytime soon.
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