Reactive laziness


otherwise known as lazy f-cker syndrome or rl

when you tell some one that there going out and they b-tch and moan till you get them a cab and make sure they dont have to put much effort in.
reactive laziness examples:

me – yo m8 its your turn to cook.
rl – “f-ck that i will call a takeaway”

me – come on its to go to the pub
rl – aww i cant be -rs-d lets get a cab
me – but its only 2 streets away
rl – “so? if no cab then i aint going”

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