Rampaging Shit Unicorns
two or more unicorns made of sh-t that battle to the death in your lower intestine cause pain in the abdomen region. each unicorn bashes heads until one dies or forfeits his own life, when they miss there horn hits the side of the intestine causing stomach pain. when the loser is “executed” it is expelled out the -n-s as a medly of chunky but watery poo
john was hospitalized for stomach pains as 4 rampaging sh-t unicorns fought for survival.
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