Ranch McPounder
when 2 people engage in -n-l s-x, but before doing so, the giver grabs a bottle of ranch and pours it into the receiver’s -n-s. after pouring it in, the giver pounds his p-n-s in the receiver’s -n-s thus creating the ranch mcpounder.
i invited judy over this weekend and surprised her with a ranch mcpounder!
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