Ranch Squatting


when one squirts ranch dressing into a girls v-g-n- or a mans -n-s and they lay on the floor and allow the person to squat over their face, and squirt the ranch into their mouth.
duuude, did you just let that girl ranch squat you? h-ll yeah man, im a master ranch squatter i go ranch squatting all the time! :d

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