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1. i checked the maisner yesterday for the cubs score…
ghetto+country d-mn, girl, you lookin’ gountry in your apple-bottom jeans and cowboy boots.
to vomit uncontrollably. the symptoms produced by reading about the nauseous behaviour of secretary of state for education michael gove. i woke up the morning after the london riots to find someone had goved all over the doorstep. someting which does not fulfill expectations “that oral presentation was gove” “i’m having such a gove time […]
obscure tribe of fun-loving californians who shout “eamus edere!” at restauarants and are fond of laughing. can sometimes be found in maui. i wish those goveas would stop carrying on like that! i can’t hear my waiter.
ramrod, tube steak, trouser trout, pink steamer, c-ck, d-ck, meat. i sat on the texas jackin’ ledge with my majasha in hand p-n-s, w-ng, shlong, willie, johnson… that drunken indian tried to get his hands on my majasha.
awesome person that is totally cool majeed is so cool a great guy who’s really cute. he is very good at playing soccer, and he has an awesome sense of humor. sometimes he can be kind of strange around friends, but when he’s around the girl of his dreams, he’s really sweet. usually majeed’s dream […]