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• hung up on my secretary

  act of having s-x with someone’s wife or girlfriend. she cheated on joe with jason. jason hung up on joe’s secretary. joe said, “jason hung up on my secretary”.

• tekked

  an expression that is prominently used to refer to an object that is either broken, of shoddy quality, or highly impractical. it can also refer to one’s outlandish physical appearance or actions. “yo man, what’s up with your computer? it keeps shutting off by itself” “i don’t know, man, sh-t is tekked.” absolutely wasted. so […]

• rocket man is on a suicide mission

  a controversial statement made by president donald trump in response to north korea’s recent nuclear missile launches which may be a potential threat towards the united states… trump: the rocket man is on a suicide mission. me: hmm…catchy but debatable statement…

• float a baby down the nile

  top definition used when going to the toilet for a sh-t i’m just going to float a baby down the nile

• furloughded

  the drinking that ensues as a result of the depression created when state employees are sent home for monthly mandated days off without pay. said drinking results in a condition known as being “furloughded” and brings with it temporary numbness and a feeling of euphoria. this condition is common in california and washington state, other […]

• Copper Alert

  the act of finding out someone is going to steal copper wire. uninstalled copper wire damages the electrical grid. i’ve had 3 copper alerts this week. these fools think they can dismantle the whole city.

• Drakor

  the second last boss in star fox adventures, who is a bad-ss dragon. he can be found in dragon rock. my alias is dedicated to him. star fox adventures was way too short, but drakor and general scales kicked -ss!

• Eligio

  a dutch person’s nickname, pr-nounced “el eye geo”. —- eligio is a 1337 sp-ce-fighting kung-fu lizard. —- —- 3l1g10 15 t3|-| 1337357 l1zz4rd 1n t3|-| w0r1d!1 —-

• Dragging a Popcorn Bucket

  anytime one feels a remote sense of defeat. imagine stepping into an empty popcorn bucket and being unable to shake it from your foot or driving over an empty popcorn bucket, and listening as it drags underneath your car for miles. “man, i can’t finish this paper. i’m totally dragging a popcorn bucket, here.”

• Chinese Laundry Marks

  skid marks in your underpants. my girlfriend was trying to be nice and wash my clothes, but then she made fun of the chinese laundry marks in my tighty whities and asked who taught me how to wipe my -ss.

• qwenlyn

  nice, funny, hot, weird, silly, amazing, has a lot of friends me: qwenlyn wanna hang out? qwenlyn: sure you are my bff.

• Nyiaa

  a gay zebra man who is also jewish nyiaa could be in a f-ckin zoo

• kissafer

  is a bootiful, funny ,s-xual person who is the bestest and always sum1 u know u can talk to. who’d u hang round wiv now then, oh kissafer.

• jinglebot

  come on! like, christmas robot jesus we was all like, you jinglebot !

• distractional focus

  this occurs when you need to be working with someone else, listening to music, watching television, or doing something else while doing academic work in order to help you focus better i could not focus fully on my history work, so i asked my friend to be my distractional focus

• horse onion

  an especially large dingleberry hanging from the -rs- of a man, makes one cry. mate! check out my horse onions, wanna touch them a little bit? maybe? yeah? buy the domain for your travel blog

• hufner

  foreign person with a hang for good beer we went to a pub for a guinness, and saw a hufner singing falsely. what an accent!

• talented hand

  hand job chad gave zac a handjob yesterday he has such a talented hand get a mug for your guy nathalie.

• Auditorial Realism

  when fake sounds made by a human sound real. definitely a real word/phrase. “d-mn, that was some serious auditorial realism!”

• Piccard

  piccard, also known as “ginger” or “carotus irritatus” in latin, is a french man who got beaten by his mom as a kid because of his hair-color. he is well known for always having stupid comments, and an annoying behavior. piccard: hey don’t you have any warming-cables in your room??? person: …sigh…

• rote

  the state of being impared by marijuana. if someone is “rote”, he or she is high, baked, blitzed, ect. “let’s go get rote.” “i’m so rote.” 1)memory by repitation 2)sounds of surf breaking on the sh-r- a wrote is like a mnemonic, but different i heard a rote drunk my god i have such a […]

• bolsa de ducha

  spanish for douchebag. literal translation: shower bag. tu eres una bolsa de ducha.

• shitlod

  something the yogscast says. means….well….a lod of sh-t! lewis: see ya later sh-tlods! simon: speaking of sh-tlods……..

• Doing a T-Paine

  the act of sitting in complete silence for the duration of a first date, and still gaining a second. dude: you said absolutely nothing to katie last night! it must have been so awkward! tom: nah, it was fine! i was ‘doing a t-paine’, we are going out again next week.

• Michigan Slip and Slide

  when one is making violent love to his friend’s mom’s -n-s and she grotesquely defecates and the defecation then induces heavy vomiting in the male which in turn causes even heavier vomiting in the mother. once sufficient vomit and excrement has been acc-mulated and a near-frictionless surface is created, the mother is to slip on […]

• space stalker

  stalking someone throgh the internet using my sp-ce, facebook, e-mail, google, etc. . . hey, that joe guy i added to my friends is creepy. he’s a sp-ce stalker! he left me ten commets yesterday……

• your mothers vagina

  wows your mothers v-g-n- is nice today

• digi dildo

  the tool used by the marine corps when they want to f-ck you royally in the -ss. origionally the big green weenie, it has evolved like the cammies into the digital era. ben: dude i tried to bone this girl in the room last night but duty came in and c-ckblocked!! rusty: aww man you […]

• hoebop

  someone who is a hoe, and a bop; hence the word “hoebop”. usually people named “huongie” use the term. ewwwww, look at that hoebop!

• postgod

  a kid in sports who hits post every time… he is such a postgod!

• Octaphilia

  the perverse desire to emulate fashion, hair and music from the 1980’s despite severe social criticisms for doing so. “patty what are you doing? the big shoulder pads, the big sometimes blue or green hair? what’s up with your boyfriend too with the eyeliner? don’t you see that people are laughing at you?” “well my […]

• beshaill

  1. something so intense; used in dirty, s-xual matters 2. a hot, sweaty, dirty, s-xy, powerful, messy, demanding, guy that always gets his way, no matter what. if he wants it, he’s getting it 3. a dirty, hardcore s-x position; always rough, always leaving you in pain and wanting more 4. a hot mess 5. […]

• bellnap

  when the b-ll-nd of the p-n-s is all napped up with d-ck cheese/ sm-gm-. whew! i need to wash. i can smell my own bellnap. oddly, she wasn’t repulsed by my bellnap and sucked me off.

• red leaf

  a leaf that is red look at that red leaf

• Kholiswa

  from the xhosa culture/language of south africa. kholiswa: to inspire, to cause inspiration as far as iknow there is only one kholiswa in canada. is this true?

• hell or jail

  this describes the consequences of leading a high risk lifestyle, such as addicts and gangsters do. the 49th street rollers lead the h-ll or jail life!

• nigh nigh

  shortened and much more addorable version of “goodnight.” also, to sleep. nigh nigh leroy! see you in the morning. -or- it’s time for me to go nigh nigh.

• crowdway

  derived from highway, it means a path in a crowd where many people p-ss through, e.g. on parties. one should use crowdways to go from point a to point b to annoy the least possible amount of people. “we need to find a crowdway to get to the nearest bar.” “d-mnit, we’re standing on the […]

• Lindenbached

  when someone mentions going out to get lunch to someone else in your general vicinity ask them to grab you lunch. an important part of lindenbaching is not having the money to pay for the food you’ve asked for and it is equally important that you not offer to get others lunch when you go […]

• yankeedoodledom

  a nouveau-riche term used to describe american imperialism from sea to shining sea, or simply put, whitman’s way of telling it like it is. “yankeedoodledom is going ahead with the resistless energy of a sixty-five-hundred-thousand-horsepower steam engine! it is carrying before it south and west, and may one day put the canadas and russian america […]

• taking a grieb

  taking(more like leaving) a giant cr-p in a public bathroom. “don’t come in here, i’m taking a grieb!”

• Estonian Cheese Mongrel

  an individual from the armpit of eastern europe, often tries to micro manage each and all situations, and is in most part disliked by all. i wish martin kuustic would quit being such an estonian cheese mongrel.

• New Year’s Swag

  n. new clothes, weave, etc. usually as a result of christmas money or presents, that almost all kids wear on the first days back to school after winter break. usually only lasts 1-3 days. ohhh shiiit, rae-rae got that new coogi and a new mohawk! he got his new year’s swag on point!!

• Doppleqwop

  (verb) bullsh-tting to the point of extremism; trolling irl on a m-ssive scale. waitress: h-llo, i’m wendy. friend #1: hey, i’m harry. friend #2: i’m larry. friend #3: jerry. friend #4: name’s gary! waitress: your names all rhyme, how funny! friend #1: we just doppleqwopped that waitress.

• Yasin

  an expression pertaining to one with unrivaled genius, style, exuberance, and strength, yet maintains the capacity to -ssist friends with these attributes. that guy is so yasin. i wish i could be more like him if you ever meet a guy with this name your pretty lucky. this boy is a s-xy m-f-, has at […]

• Jingen

  jingen noun: a demon who huants all the asian men in the world. while they sleep, all the wayne’s in the world are troubled by weird dreams about a woman slapping them whilst screaming “i want mango sorbet!”. if subjected long enough to the visions these men will be sucked into a an endless nightmare […]

• dogtor

  someone whose profession is treating illnesses in animals; a veterinarian. poor sabrina’s chuckin’ hairb-lls. looks like we’ll have to take her to the dogtor.

• upper-cut-me

  (verb) term used to ask someone to contact you by phone, e-mail, etc… upper-cut-me later we’ll go burn that sh-t..!

• dreamantasy

  noun; dream being told with the addition of ones personal fantasy of special loved people i had this dreamantasy of the lioness

• paraskeet

  when a man -j-c-l-t-s on another person’s face while parachuting. similar to the word parakeet, but with a completely diffrent meaning. i was skydiving and totally paraskeeted this b-tch.