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• sharisa

  s-xy af. awesome af. kind when she wants to be. extremely caring for the ones she loves the most. she’s a sour patch. not the one to p-ss off. sensitive and studdorn. loyal af. funny af. extremely lovable. one of a kind. weird is her unique. best person you’ll ever meet in your life. person […]

• a white stag

  when you light your p-b-s on fire and then proceed to have intercourse with a girl so her truffle b-tter extinguishes your p-b-s “did you see andrew give bradley a white stag” “yea he gave my mom one to”

• Skittle Me

  a request to be handed either a skittle or a handful of skittles (not the bag). usually hinted with a s-xual innuendo. guy 1: skittle me! guy 2: -hands ‘guy 1’ a skittle-

• chocolate tip

  when having -n-l s-x with another human being, and fecal matter happens to come out on the tip of your p-n-s. “man, i was having so much fun with maddy, but then something went entirely wrong, and i had a chocolate tip.” “oh, you didn’t tell me you had sh-t on your d-ck? i’m so […]

• Crazy Tuesdays

  a day where all reality stops and furniture becomes stunt props, gravity becomes something to beat, and inedible substances become food and drink. this day results in many injuries and amazing photos and normally involves falling down the stairs, attaching things to t-st-cl-s and eating money, and is a student event based on works of […]

• azaharie

  azaharie person who so handsome and goodlooking ,prince material and very kindless person wow azaharie so handsome buy the domain for your pet vlog

• Who farted face

  a face that people sometimes make when they are confused, bewilded, sn-bbish, or midly irritated. characteristics include – squinting of the eyes – snarling of the nose – lip moving upwards chloe from the show “24” often displays such a face. in a sentence: dude, what’s up with chloe she always looks p-ssed and has […]

• Bangkok Bugaboo

  when you are a u.s. citizen, travelling abroad and you are caught by the local authorities with a prost-tute of the same s-x who has not reached the age of consent by u.s. law. “senator hoffman found out first hand what a bangkok bugaboo is; the m-ssachusetts senator is facing 20 years in prison after […]

• pooty

  pussssy the thing between a womans legs that controls our lives. often called hey-na-nee-na-nee. i slammed my junk into her pooty and launched some dna. a cross between the terms “p-ssy” and “booty” to create a easy saying for what straight men chase 95% of their lives guy 1: niiice look at that girl guy […]

• squigged

  something you do in a car after a drunken night. laura has squigged eddie

• stir-friday

  (stirfry day) first used on the tv show archer, stir friday is when a couple plans a friday to make stirfry together. these strange events dont make much sense to normal, actually fun people, but if you were to ask the couple why they do this they would most likely reply “because we like to […]

• Bob-omb

  a simple and powerful bomb. the power of this thing earns top marks. if you leave it alone it will get up and walk around on its own. player 1: “dude, mario is so fat! i could have easily ran from that bob-omb”. hamtara: shut the f-ck up before i throw a f-cking bob-omb on […]

• Income Tax Trash

  1. (n) a douchebag, usually a minority of low income with multiple children, or other people’s children that they’ve claimed as their own for income tax purposes, that receive large sums of money around late january to early april from income tax refunds. they are usually recognizable by the large amounts of money spent on […]

• !2#4%6&8(0

  when you bored af i am bored so i searched !2#4%6&8(0.

• Das Clutch

  a) a pseudo-derivitive of schitz, das clutch is a term used by proles to express their mindless need to imitate and disgrace schitz. it was created during the time lapse rightly dubbed as, “the music man.” b) thought to have been originated by a rabid gang of hiv positive chimpanzees who had sold their soul/sal […]

• Super Sick Yo

  a phrase popularized by a bunch of brain-dead 8th graders in a lasvegas middle school. it’s usually said prior to an un-funny joke. irvin: i just found $5! yumi: that’s pretty super sick yo!

• Ball Fuck

  1.) to have s-x with one’s b-lls. 2.) masturbating the p-n-s on a scr-t-m, often with the aid of a water-soluble lubricant. 3.) placing your p-n-s on a pair of b-lls while one nut is flopped over the top of the p-n-s creating a ball tunnel in which to have s-x with. my boyfriend’s -sshole […]

• Podaphile

  when a friend or family member touches your ipod without your consent. quit touching my ipod you look like a podaphile!

• Bimby Flower

  a girl, usually blond, who makes barely audible humming noises when she speaks. the bimby flower is trying to speak, but all we hear is a slight humming.

• i’ll steal you

  i’ll crack you in the head “shut up, b-tch, i’ll steal you”

• hannah sobel

  the s-xiest -ss one can offer. an -ss that’s crafted to perfection; not a heart shaped -ss, nor a bubble b-tt, but rather a perfect in-between. an -ss so beautifully crafted that to categorize it in any other way than a ‘hannah sobel -ss’ would be a disservice to society. d-mn man!! that -ss was […]

• dwelling butt monkey

  the highest level rarity in species of monkey. it tends to show its self when it is least necessary and worst time. and it comes with a warning. the warning sounds like a groul as your stomach bubbles. that is the most immediat sign that you must go sit on the throne and release him […]

• manfred-opposition

  pathological state. the obsessive urge to be in opposition to a statement, no matter how absurd it seems. a: and then i said: “wouldn’t you rather earn money from being a student, than to have to pay for it?” and he said: “well no, actually i wouldn’t. because then the universities would be even more […]

• tinley

  cute funny good and intelligent she is so intelligent she is such a tinley.

• Nigger Jew Bitch Pig

  adj. a phrase that describes a cop that pulled you over while you were in a drunken mindset. cop: sir may i see your license and registration? kyle: f-ck you, you n-gg-r jew b-tch pig.

• Angry Dome

  a dome where people go to be angry, p-ssed off, or just scream. typically used by angry old people. no! quit asking, i’m going to my angry dome!!!

• Cahit

  a cahit laughs loud and often, it can be spotted by its large mouth and teeth and heard, if not from its consistent communication, then from its loud cackle. a cahit is loyal, supportive and fun to be around. a cahit is curious and studious, successful and content and strives to see the bigger picture. […]

• they’ll never solve my riddle now

  a prominent quote derived from the hit cartoon “dora the explorer”. this was said by the grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge. (think angrier, cruder, raw version of swiper the fox’s accent.) {dora and dumb boots stop in front of bridge} grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge: heh, heh, heh. they’ll […]

• jonathan page

  a c-cky nationalistic abnormally tall british man. likes to make fun of america. giggles like a girl. “jonathan page is getting to you!!!1111!!11”

• Trice-out

  v. the act of farting to a degree where the smell becomes a burden on society. origin: common folklore has it that the original namesake had a sub-species, widely believed to be a genetically mutated rat, living in his very own -sshole. roll down the windows, i think i’m about to trice-out. do you have […]

• Chooltz

  a memeber of the famous rap group “the blood clot foundation” also known as schultz, but with microsoft sams help, it became chooltz. “check out chooltz, he’s a true n-gg-r.” he is one of the three greatest rappers of all time, and is a legend among legends, and eventually joined the blood clot foundation, unfortunatley […]

• TDI

  total drama island; a canadian television show where 22 sixteen year old kids stay at a crummy old summer camp for 8 weeks. they form alliances, romance, and marshmallow ceremonies. whoever doesn’t receive a marshmallow walks down the dock of shame into the boat of losers and never return to camp wawanakwa for good “hey […]

• Aroura

  noun-a beautiful girl born on the coldest of nights usually when the northern lights can be viewed -beautiful, starstruck baby girl the stuff dreams are made of -princess aroura: the character from the popular disney princess sleeping beauty princess aroura was the delight of the entire kingdom. aroura is the light of my life. the […]

• helicopter piss

  when a male starts to urinate and proceeds to do several 360 circles. i got suspended from school because i got caught doing the helicopter p-ss

• Who’s Kid is This?

  when you see/hear about someone’s epic fail, you ask yourself or others who is responsible for making that child such a r-t-rd guy 1: i accidentally tried to eat soup with a fork guy 2: excuse me everyone. who’s kid is this?

• nigrophilia

  it is a combination of two words: nigro which means black in latin. and philia that means love or attraction. making it black love which is love of black people/africans/afro-americans/jamaicans etc… that guy has hard nigrophilia! he digs black chicks.

• enih

  it meens is’nt it. valleys slang, in south wales it’s hot out today enih?

• Cape Town

  the mother city, where its at. from the anc to the mcqp, from telkom to eskom (and all the other service providers that have let us down). cape town was one of the, if not the, first colonial cities in south africa. it grosses millions worth of tourism profits and has a rich environment, history […]

• ‘zine

  [zeen] /zin/ noun fanzine. also, zine. ‘zine an inexpensively produced, usually underground, fan magazine (from “magazine”)

• hofech.

  to turn over, but not in its literal meaning: to beat someone up; to make a mess; to hump someone; to prove your supremacy. bona achi daber yafe o’ she ani hofech otcha po

• Pannett

  a guy who is of fake italian decent. his grandfather may have been an ice cream man called don pannetto…can i have a cornetto. likes to eat cheerios in funny ways. like to work for mcdonalds all over the world, and apparently likes ppl called stacy “i love stacy…..lend me money plze, i need to […]

• bpd4evr

  a dance party that involves great music such as jesse mccartney, hanson, kelly clarkson, backstreet boys, and more. the dance party also has to include butch and bob, with appearances by the martin sisters, dan, tank, tom, pauley, and tim (not wal-mart.) sometimes it is located around a car with music playing from the car […]

• brenza

  (noun) pertaining to the rear end oh yeah, shake that brenza, shake it real good!

• stupidity pause

  that moment where you’re still stopped at a green light to wait for any -ssholes who run the red light to clear the intersection and/or could potentially hit you i had to take a stupidity pause today at a green light because i thought some d-ckhole was going to run the red light

• greasemo

  a dirty old man; a overgreased slice of pizza; an oil changing expert “help! this greasemo from the alley tried to grab me!” “eww! this slice is a greasemo! get me a napkin or something!” “d-mn! that car oil was fast! you greasemos are alright!”

• cold

  heartless, having no emotions, he laughed at the crippled man who fell down, that’s cold. v. used to describe something awesome or nice ; something worthy of hatin that’s a cold -ss jacket better than cool to be cooler than cool the coolest level of cool jenny: i’m so cold, i’m rocking this jacket. john: […]

• bunging a boose

  the act of shoving a salty pretzel stick into one’s urethra in such a fashion that it causes intense discomfort (or pleasure) in the recipient. jimmy: i saw todd bunging a boose by himself. he left his window open. i’m telling his crush at school.

• Movie maker

  the designation for a person who makes every situation complicated. it can be used as verb or noun: – (to) make movies – be a movie maker example s- ok then…let’s met at school and later on we can go to my place. e- alright! c- d-mn! why at school?! i don’t wanna see the […]

• stretched pants

  when a male gets hard/erection and it’s starts to poke out on the side of one of his legs. dude, get rid of them stretched pants, i dont wanna see it but i bet she does.

• shepdog

  a buddy who always borrows money and is a closet h-m-s-xual pat loves me and never pays me back, his new name is shepdog a buddy who always borrows money and is a closet h-m-s-xual pat loves me and never pays me back, his new name is shepdog