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• bananoid

  the weird little nub at the end of a banana that you don’t feel like eating. you know that it would be fine to eat, but it just seems like something that should come off with the skin. have you read, “bananoids among us”?

• Living-sober

  there aren’t any definitions for living-sober yet. can you define it?

• couching distance

  the distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa. that job is too far; it’s not within couching distance. i can’t reach the remote control because it’s not in couching distance.

• AmericanNinjaClown

  the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be. americanninjaclown owns all!!

• alpha fat chick

  a fat person who encourages their friends to overeat with her, such they they all gain weight together. i think she must be the alpha fat chick, since every work team she is -ssigned to gains tons of weight when she’s on it. does she bring donuts every day or something?

• Poodle Noodle

  the sh-t plug that comes out of your d-ck the first time you p-ss after you f-cked someone in the -ss. i just got rid of the nastiest poodle noodle this morning when i took a p-ss. the “noodle” made a splash when it hit the water! wish she would have taken a sh-t before […]

• whexican

  person of caucasian decent who grew up in mexico. probably born in the us but moved later. these people usually have extremely blonde hair, the “surfer” look, and speak fluent spanish. reasons as to the migration south may be secretive. favorite past times may include shady activity, couch surfing, maryjane, surfing, skimming, and ‘raging. the […]

• that’s what the bishop said to the choir boy

  a phrase added after an innocent comment to make it s-xual, referencing the fact that almost everyone in the catholic church is a pedophile. used in the same context as the widespread that’s what she said innuendo. – i really pumped that one out! – that’s what the bishop said to the choir boy!

• plonder

  deciding which part of your partner’s body to first touch with your mouth. snoop had so many choices to plonder after checking out tiffany’s amazing body. did he want to start on her large t-ts, fine booty, or v-g-n-?

• snitten

  a snow kitten. oh, i found a snitten!

• Marlese

  marlese is the girl that everyone looks up to. she’s beautiful in everyway and if anyone makes fun of marlese she would shake it off and laugh with you. strong and fearless. “going to the movies?” “the movies?” “ya marlese invited the whole cl-ss!” “doesn’t surprise me!”

• chucky pony

  a smaller version of a charley horse. pizzamaker: “i am a ninja!” pete d-ck: “whatever…” pizzamaker (whacking pete in the thigh): “take that then!” pete d-ck: “what the h-ll f-ck face, you just gave me a chucky pony.”

• Maiiko

  hot s-xy asian chick look at mai, she’s so maiiko.

• Gringle

  (n.) a sub-culture most prevalent among young people, ages 14-21, whose interests include music (usually screamo or rap), smoking cigarettes and hanging in and around shopping malls. a gringle can typically be seen at hot topic daily, or at the mall at least three times a week. also, they can often be seen hanging outside […]

• modular

  the new format of most degrees and educational qualifications. formerly, such qualifications would be -ssessed by a single or multiple examination(s) at the end of the work. under the modular format, exams are taken at the end of each learning stage. a criticism is it puts too much pressure on teachers to constantly mark. teacher: […]

• heab

  another word for loser. jaime is a such a heab!

• sor rit

  its alright. can be used as a response to thank you, or sorry. “very sory geraldine, for killing your bugarygare(and spelling it wrong)” “sor rit edgar” “thankyou for your forgivness geraldine” “sor rit edgar”

• Twaambo

  somebody called twaambo can be male or female. twaambo is a very common name in the african country zambia. twaambo is the smartest girl i know

• Bodoming

  this term is specific to tribes vengeance. it refers to using the grappler (a weapon that lets you attach yourself to walls and ceilings and winch yourself towards the grappled item or even swing from it) to swing around an object in a circular motion to avoid being hit by enemy fire. named after the […]

• wavebrows

  some new eyebrow trend that will make people look like the exact idiots they are for trying this a: “wtf are those hairy worms on your face?” b: “my new wavebrows. please like my instagram pictures”

• greenflame

  greenflame is a popular lego ninjago ship involving two of the main protagonists, lloyd and kai. it is so named as in the show, lloyd is the “green” ninja and kai possesses the ability to control fire. it is one of the only h-m-s-xual ships. ninjago fangirl #1: i ship greenflame! ninjago fangirl #2: so […]

• Dr. Rush’s Thunderbolt

  used on the lewis and clark expedition as the “cure-all”… it was basically a super-laxative. clark: where are dr. rush’s thunderbolts? lewis: … -runs to the bathroom-

• Spoonfed storytelling

  writing or scripting that feels the incessant need to over-explain everything to the viewer, even obvious things. it’s most prevalent in poorly made modern movies from 2000 onward. it implies that studios believe audiences are so dumb that they won’t be able to follow a complex story. d-mn, transformers: revenge of the fallen was godawful. […]

• self lesbian

  when a female is overly obsessed and/or attracted to themselves. this is damaging physically and mentally… they spend most of their time in their rooms either touching themselves or kissing themselves. kms is also an acronym for -kissing myself and kys is used as an insult towards a self lesbian also an acronym meaning -kiss […]

• Jstup

  top definition a person who has nearly no life and barely p-sses things in life. who was that we just played? oh that was jstup, he’s a beast. 1 more definition add your own 2 the kid that sits at his desk and plays computer games all day. also gets angry at solidworks and freaks […]

• what the hap is fuckening

  that point of exasperation where you cannot form normal sentences anymore. so much has been going on at school lately that all i can say is what the hap is f-ckening?!

• drilophagous

  feeding on worms. some birds are drilophagous.

• Power dig

  this finger banging move is only used by true grandmasters of fingering. it involves using the two middle fingers of the hand to enter the v-g-n- at great speed a ferocity. while the index and little finger are held clenched back by the thumb. the power dig makes women climax in under 18 repet-tions. this […]

• titty holder

  a bra to hold then t-tties. yo, how big is that t-tty holder?

• Dropgasm

  that feeling you get when you go down a roller coaster dude! that ride gave me a huge dropgasm! when a music track has a drop that is immensely pleasurable. wait. wait. here it comes. -drop- ugh, dropgasm.

• sasafull

  satisfied to da fullest the buffalo chicken sandwich was sasafull

• trilz

  agreeing with a statement .. respecting a persons opinion guy 1: yea, for real man, this team is killing other teams right now. guy 2: trilzz

• gay rainbow

  the colors the -sshole goes thru during -n-l s-x. pink to red to blue to purple. as defined by the great comic, andrew ferrara that power bottomasked for it…his -ss has gone gay rainbow.

• Revenge Hot

  revenge hot is the new level of hotness you strive to achieve after being scorned by a romantic interest or bf/gf. this is shallow, superficial and petty and does make you feel better. the goal here is twofold: 1) ideally, he/she who scorned you will feel like an idiot the next time they see your […]

• Frog Jockey

  a bogan-australian term for an arrogant french person. french guy: sacre bleu, ziss beer taste like many men have urinated into a bottle and served it cold aussie guy: shut up ya frog jockey!

• cran-grape

  the best mother f-ckin drink ever drink cran-grape.

• unberryble

  when your blackberry fails to work when you need it most was trying to get this chicks number and my blackberry woul’dnt work,,,, unberryble!!!

• brain queef

  what is rejected by the brain after it has been completely and utterly f-cked that physics cl-ss gave me a brain queef. what the h-ll? that’s crazy! i’m going to have a brain queef! when you f-ck up. specifically due to the amount of drugs you consume. instead of brainfart, its brainqueef because queefing is […]

• ogobongo

  smoking a bong while f-cking a b-tch thats playing mad bongos i was at the supermarket last night, and a couple was ogobongoing in the milk isle.

• pweba

  universal word for whatever you want it to mean. shut your f-ckin pweba/that girl has a nice pweba/lets go puff some pweba/that bich kicked me right in the pweba/check out my sweet -ss pweba

• Squizum

  bj the man of all men. the one and the only man is bj.

• Firat

  kind and a full of life the ideal man to have a full of life and to be kind to his woman like firat. a guy who is almost as godly as allah. he can sometimes blow up in yo face jamie: hey look at that guy tom: omg ! ye, wow, he is such […]

• arunjot

  a p-ssy -ss b-tch your a arunjot

• Making Fire

  male masturbation in general, or more specifically, furiously determined masturbation. jamie was focusing so hard on making fire he didn’t notice his sister walk into his room, take a picture, and email to everyone at school

• tshiamo

  the cuddlest,coolest guy on the face of the earth. has the best smile, can make ur heart melt. best friend in the whole world. has a great sense of humour. a real ladies man. makes other guys jealous by the amount of girls calling him for a booty call . woah! whos that tshiamo!!!

• Rob Peters

  the act of posing as a heteros-xual male, and fronting as if you are perturbed to the fact that you are a gay mans dream. you see that dude with b-tch t-ts over there? yeah the one with a solid b cup. he has a girlfriend but i bet he rob peters on the side.

• asael

  a name reserved for the dumbest breed of humans normal human: what does fbi stand for asael: fruit bacon and indonesiaa

• Jiggly Butt

  a person with a grabbable, soft, ripe -ss. martin is a real jiggly b-tt. i love smacking his -ss. 1 more definition b-tt type pokemon. typically found above toilets. it’s attacks include headb-tt. this pokemon evolves into b-ttox “jigglyb-tt, use your b-ttslam! wow! it was super effective!”

• GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!!

  used by old men, or women; who have no respect for kids, or teens, playing outdoor games. this is a phrase generally uttered within seconds of someone touching the lawn. its almost as if the person sits and waits, like a robot, waiting for someone to go on thier lawn. people uttering this line normally […]

• kanei

  a cool -ss m-f- who f-cks b-tches all day long mlg pro 420 swag 360 cross map no scope get rekt m8 i ‘m a kanei kanei is the greek word for pedophile kanei