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• Snake-maker

  a young jerkoff. usually a jerkoff because he’s too young to be having s-x but is randy as a son-of-a-b-tch. when he’s not jerking off, he’s practicing by making snakes with his play-doh. not to be confused with a sock-stuffer. brian is a total snake-maker, you can see it in his eyes when he’s rolling […]

• mahdik

  1. the sudden arouse of one’s p-n-s. 2. a term loosely used to exaggerate sudden excitement for something. 1. – stares at a s-xy woman.- mahdik!!! 2. brandon so was excited for the release of jojo’s bizarre adventure: all star battle, he screamed ‘mahdik!’ from the top of his lungs. catcalling or generally making references […]

• zaidia

  amazing s-xy person right here zaidia is cool

• mirror chasin

  looking through visor mirror following an object (ex: women, booty, tangums, a dime piece ) hunny dip rolls up at a gas station behind you, but you don’t want to look stupid and turn around and or stare. flip your visor down and do some mirror chasin

• Sinnophobic

  someone who is afraid to have s-x or be in a relationship of any sort h-ll no i am a sinnophobic and i and not going on a date with you

• one fell swoop

  means: all at once. it may refer to the swooping of a predatory bird, with the indication that there was a cessation of life in the prey because of the word ‘fell’ which is seldom used except in the context of (that tree was felled some time ago) i ate the handful of grapes in […]

• cheesy steamer

  when doing a cheesy charlie and you put the seram wrap on the persons face, instead of excreting fecal matter on the seram wrap take a sh-t on their chest being a cleveland steamer but they thought they were getting a cheesy charlie or a hot plate so i got ready to give her a […]

• saqifur

  the biggest, furriest pair of b-lls you have ever seen. saqifurs are known to roll around the earth, smelling of every repugnant odor known to man. yet, he gets many b-tches. he braids mommifur’s p-b-s. probably listens to justin bieber. grade a douche bag. a: what happened to him? b: he angered saqifur, so saqifur […]

• eyeLyoo

  a colloquial spelling of an abbreviation: ily, which is short for, “i love you.” mermaid: “ily!” e.t.: “eyelyoo more!”

• Leaky Deeter

  when the p-n-s decides to leave a little present in your undies. after taking a p-ss i made sure to shake it off, but i still had a leaky deeter.

• SHOSKY

  1. the last name of the biggest pimp alive. d-mn that shosky is a mof-ckin pimp daddy! he knows where all tha donkeys at! …..h-lla donkey completely the opposite of the rediculous definition stated above. the only truth in the statment above is the reference of the donkey … he has infinite knowledge of donkeys […]

• Flamaboy

  a boy who likes disturbing others and causes many problems. flamaboys are generally selfish and s-d-st. they think they are the best boys in the world. the number of flamaboys have been going up day by day.if u are a flamaboy stay away from me b-tch! marty: kadir u r a flamaboy stay away from […]

• Cockerel

  the name of a young male chicken. i learned how to handle them first-hand when one of my brothers acquired a magnificent white c-ckerel and five sandy brown hens. a large amount defined as a single quant-ty or number; an unmeasured quant-ty that is estimated to be vast in volume; i drank a c-ckerel of […]

• jake buk

  a young fellow who will c-ck block you with the sheer power of his mind. and he also has a pretty big d-ck dude, jimy totally pulled a jake buk when he c-cked blocked me last night at surf club!

• German Gribaldi

  the newest and most exclusive extreme sport. incorporating such dazzling moves as the slow ride, the studebaker, and the galloping montblanc, it’s clearly the new sensation. “dude, up for a round of german gribaldi?” “totally. today’s the day i get my skink!” “no way, man. with the amount you balzer, there’s no way you’ll skink […]

• consperm

  a too-f-cking-cool way of saying confirm when it gets boring to say confirm, or you just need a way of relating something to sperms. randomgai1: will you be there? randomgai2: yea, consperm!

• shae dibbly

  noun: a person who is characterized by “shady”, strange, underhanded, devious or sly acts or behavior. adj: describes a person who has acted shadily towards you or someone else. “hey, shae dibbly! stop looking at internet p-rn on my parents’ computer.” “why do you always have to act so shae dibbly after you have a […]

• Albonne

  the most awesome person ever. she is active cool smart and a perfectionist. she also play tennis and is destined for success. she is popular but is also considerate and easy to talk to. she is also the best sister one could ask for dude that girl is such an albonne. my name is albonne

• Shasank

  a very sweet and kind person. hes always there for you and his hugs are amazing! one touch will warm you like a fire and his eyes will hypnotize you. he is an all around amazing person. girl 1: omg did you see him! he was so cute and sweet! girl 2: yeah man he […]

• nancy kerrigan

  to bash another person’s knee with a blunt object dude i soo nancy kerriganed tony yesterday! when someone sustains a knee injury, whether by accident or caused by others. bonus points for yelling, “why? why?,” upon injury. dude, did you see that guy nancy kerrigan himself on the x-games last night?

• likop

  awesomer than awesome. used to discribe really awesome people sarcastically. but still awesome dude. your d-mn likop man.

• dirty ruzz

  dirty ruzz is when an uncirc-mcised man acc-mulates visible amounts of sm-gm- on his d-ck . he then wraps his p-n-s with sliced roast beef and has has v-g-n-l intercourse with a girl on her period. just as he is about to c-m, he pulls out without losing his meat condom, and shoves it in […]

• parlad

  a parlad is a boy/girl that needs a shave just no parlad!!!!!!!!

• compoundence

  a person so dense that their stupidity has compounded ages over. did you ever meet the new guy?, yea! his compoundence knows no bounds!

• Supermarion

  a person unique and wonderfull, one of a kind, a super girl with amazing talents. of wich her name is marion totally awesome super human. my girls name is marion and she is a supermarion. she is awesome and therefore i call her my supermarion an awesome person with the name marion. my girlfriend is […]

• fapsmanship

  one’s measured ability to m-st-rb-t-. little jimmy sure has been in his room a long time! must be practicing his fapsmanship.

• Kramtoad

  one who is into ballbusting. a kramtoad typically looks up videos about guys getting hit in the nuts. they consider it to be softcore p-rn. some of them even get off on other people ramming them in the nuts. a kramtoad is often described as a slightly overweight male with facial hair who typically has […]

• strassie

  straight males who are nasty; i.e. a b-n-r who walks around the town doug funny is a str-ssie.

• noah robb

  an annoying f-ggot with long hair that looks gay but thinks hes the sh-t guy: that guy was such a noah robb! i think he was never gonna shut up. guy2: oh i know i hate him!

• Hoerr

  a more proper way to say “wh-r-” in situations that require a cl-ssy yet offensive name to be used. pr-nounced whoo errr that dumb -ss b-tch is such a h–rr! 1 more definition (noun)the sk-nkiest ho in town.so loose a bus could parallel park up her birdy. “omg – did you see that filthy little […]

• gina dean

  chubacca crotch who makes group plans and then cancels and goes out with other friends the day after and complains shes so hungover. might suck your d-ck for 10$ so loud the whole state of ny knows when she has something to say. cant go in public without atleast knowing 7 random pedestrians on the […]

• Candise

  the coolest person in the world. check that ho-ma out, it’s like she thinks she’s candise or something.

• gary’d

  verb; it means: screwed up a very easy task. originated from the 1999 nfc championship between the vikings and falcons where gary anderson missed the game winning kick after not missing a single kick all year. oh g-d, i really gary’d on that shot didn’t i? to slap ones face due to a nervous twitch, […]

• Hideous Swap Beast

  –ms. cimo–, also known to be a c-ke trash wh-r- from a swap congealed from a gutter, also is some ugly trash no one likes and is ugly. they f-ck up all of your plans and are complete trash. those who go out with this “swap beast” are often left diseased and sorry… may god […]

• MYSPACEDRAMACASESTUPIDPSYCHOPUSSYASSBITCHMATHA’FUCKA’

  jordannn from mysp-ce thats a f-ckin’ stalker. mysp-cedramacasestupidpsychop-ssy-ssb-tchmatha’f-cka’=jordan jordan: so remember when you said you liked me? karlee: says: uhhh, yeah. jordan says: do you still at all? jordan says: ? karlee: says: uhmm, i dunno. why? karlee: says: do you? jordan says: yea… lol. karlee: says: ohhh, really? jordan says: yeaa jordan says: even […]

• Atlanta Zoo

  a term used by many rappers to refer to their “stash house,” or place where they store their drugs. in relation to a ‘bird,’ meaning a kilo of cocaine. later evolved into a ‘chicken.’ person 1: hey man i’ve gotta hit up atlanta zoo for a chicken! person 2: yeah i needa get highhhh.

• limmey

  irritating and english anyone who might use the word daft, and c-nt in the same sentence, and not necessarily talking about a v-g-n-. e.g. oh sh-t! here comes another f-cked toothed limmey!

• Allison Lawson

  a well known canadian female tattoo artist whose designs are very realistic. she specializes in horror and vintage portraiture. her designs are commonly seen amongst the rockabilly audience or horror movie fans. her mad skills have earned her recognition in books, newspapers, radio interviews and on television. “that tattoo is awesomesistastic! it must be an […]

• Apheliotropism

  tendency or type of growth.

• Brount

  its a blunt that can only be rolled by the best of bros. you must use an unreleased swisher sweet tropical fusion sh-ll with purp diesel weed. dude, i’m loving this brount!

• Pokétrolling

  the art of dressing up as pokémon and having a pokébattle in someone’s front lawn. quibs and dani plan on pokétrolling their neighbors next weekend.

• MulickConstructionandDesign

  mulickconstructionanddesign. beware of bad checks written to subcontractors. some subcontractors have received bad checks from mulickconstructionanddesign. accept cash, no checks.

• Crikits Frogs

  when somebody says a joke that is not funny. used to subst-tute crikit noises lamar-yo mamma so fat shes over weight. paul-crikits frogs!!

• booger panel

  the panel underneath the driver or p-ssenger seat of a car where boogers are wiped and stored with the idea that n-body will ever see them…ever. sh-t, i rented a car the other day and went to wipe a booger on the booger panel but realized it was pretty much crusted over already. now my […]

• Triple T K A

  triple t k a means tttka which means time to totally kick -ss =) omg she’s given me evils again it’s triple t k a tttka = time to totaly kick -ss whitechicks”triplet k a” “time to totaly kick -ss” triple t ka time to totally kick -ss homecoming is a triple tka event time […]

• fuckstrain

  noun: 1. someone who causes you immense amounts of pain, opposite to s-xual pleasure. 2. someone who causes someone to strain themseleves during s-xual intercourse. 1. “ahhhh bush is the biggest f-ckstrain of em’ all!” 2. “that b-tch is such a f-ckstrain!”

• Sundus

  sundus is the fine silk. its an arabic word that g-d mentioned in the holy quran. where the lord promises his worshipers to dress them robes made out of thick silk and fine silk (sundus) in the gardens of perpetuity. -this dress is made out of sundus. -sundus is one the finest fabrics. sweet, loyal, […]

• Happy Vim the Clown

  an underground comedy musician, best known for his work in the psycho clown brothers. he releases comedy rap records independantly, and also stars in the underground comedy shows “monitoring cell 13” and “late night clown show” with his long time comedy partner gigglechopz the clown. unfortunatelly, he never reached mainstream status due to his macarbe […]

• Goshfacee

  an expression used as en emotion, compliment, or sometimes even an insult. bob, your mean. well alrighty then goshfacee! darnn, that hit me right in the heart bob!

• Core defender

  number one on the list for the strongest units on command and conquer. number two was mammtoh mk. ii it is a giant mech taller than a skyscr-per that can transform into a sh-ll, then transform again to wreak havoc with its defender obelisk lasers. gdi commander- watch out! cabal’s core defender is about to […]