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• black blizzard

  large swarms of locusts that sometimes plague midwestern farms by eating all of the crops. they are referred to as black blizzards because there are so many of them that the sun gets blotted out. farmer joe: “marge there’s a storm comin’” marge: “that’s no regular storm joe, that’s a black blizzard full of locusts.”

• Pingalita

  pingalita is often used to describe an abnormally small p-n-s. or a it can be used as describing a strap on d-ld- ur girlfriend uses. dude1: maria said that he has a pingalita! girl: im gonna have fun with my pingalita tonight!

• H.A.N.S.

  short for hollywood action ninja star. one who has finally seen the coming of the four hors-m-n of the apocalypse and can honeslty convince the world that everything is fine. “dude! a third of the crew called in sick, half got deported and the building is on fire!” h.a.n.s. -smiles- and says: “everything is fine.” […]

• snarmft

  when you fart and you can smell it from saturn did you snarmft last night?

• freezing my dick off

  when it’s the coldest you’ve ever been. i’m freezing my d-ck off in here! it’s the f-cking coldest i’ve ever been!

• dumpgasm

  1) to have an -rg-sm as a result of or during the act of defication. 2) an -ssgasm caused by taking a monster dump. 3) an -rg-sm had by a very h-m-s-xual individual who is brought to climax by the feeling of every dump he takes. 4) an -rg-sm had by a female who enjoys […]

• Scene Kid [2009-?]

  so i kinda-sorta felt obligated to represent the “scene” (i’d do it regardless though) for this day, and age, due to all the outdate entries here on urban dictionary. first off you shouldn’t be reading entries on urban dictionary on how to be scene (because then you’d be trying to fit in), but if you’re […]

• kislev

  a fat was who sits and eats c-ck all night instead of being straight all he does is be an fat -ss,kislev

• compost bucket

  the action of being made to do a dirty job as a result of losing a bet. this type of action or punishment normally involves being requested to carry out an undesirable house ch-r- or job that has gone undone for weeks. the ‘compost bucketer’ can choose to commit minor s-xual acts or lewd dares […]

• April Fools

  males and females that instantly don shorts and/or flip flops as soon as it’s april 1st, regardless of the temperature. these people will then complain for the entire day about how cold it is and demand that april be warmer. most often spotted at the mall. can you believe these april fools? put some clothes […]

• gold jiggered

  when a rick black n-gg-r dominates an inferior white male. i heard wyatt henderson got gold jiggered by tobin last night.

• maybe next year

  (official cleveland sports motto) “maybe next year” hey! … we lost the: (insert sports team of your chiose) browns, chance to go to the supper bowl (again!) cavaliers, nba championship (again!) indians, world series (again!) yea … “maybe next year” a term that is used when someone asks you to do a favor or give […]

• haworth fire dept

  a group of -ssholes with the dumont mentality that don’t know sh-t about fire because they never see any, and think that beating demarest first due to a fire alarm is the same as demarest beating haworth to a mutual aid fire in closter when haworth was covering them. alvarez mcgloin, and hayes are useless […]

• yippie skippy

  a term to reflect lack of enthusiasm for an item, person or event my friend asked me to play basketball with him, my reply was yippie skippy.

• Australian Fast Bowler

  someone who bowls a yorker on the australian cricket team. also saves many lives. “look! it’s the australian fast bowler!” too bl–dy right australia thanks australian fast bowler!

• myxomatosis

  (mix-oh-mah-toe-sis) also known as ‘myxomatosis cuniiculi’. myxomatosis is a disease which only infects rabbits and is caused by the myxoma virus. first seen in uruguay in the 1900s, it was intentionally introduced into australia to control the rabbit over-population. also one of the best tracks from the rock band radiohead’s sixth alb-m ent-tled ‘hail to […]

• pretty please

  an extra cute way to say please. no man can say no to a “pretty please”. girl: can you please paint my toenails? boy: f-ck no girl: (pouty-lipped) pretty please? boy: gimme the d-mn polish 1. n. an email or personal request for -ssistance with a task, especially expedited -ssistance. 2. v. to make or […]

• thinkoh

  thinkoh (noun) error of perception; stylized in the manner of “typo” typographical error. an error of the typographical order is called a typo, or in the legal profession “srivenor’s error.” an error of the perceptual order can be called a “thinkoh” wherein one mis-perceives an object, whether that object is outside the body, or inside […]

• Manfail

  man•feyl 1. to fall short in meeting the basic requirements of being male. 2. to engage in an activity that is considered unmanly. in spite of creating a perfect hem, doug’s new sewing hobby is an absolute manfail.

• Hotel Soap

  the little funny character from the dr. tran series who thinks everything is f–kin wonderful! he has cute little “perfumed b-lls” that never get dirty or stinky and he eats cocaine, because “cocaine is vitamins for hotel soap!” he’s so clean and confident and he always helps out toy cack with their advertis-m-nts. he has […]

• bananahamic

  this means that something is simply the best. the adjective merged from top banana. omg! this party is bananahamic!

• Japneet

  a ugly boy , who has buck teeth and wore a turban in grade 8. at crossing park school. so basically hes just stupid and effed in the head . j-pneet looks like a donkey . female; punjabi (j-p in j-panese ; neet in neat) to imply that a girl is highly skilled in finer […]

• bloofer

  a (female) vampire; most probably from a child’s mispr-nunciation of beautiful as in ‘bloofer lady’ “the child… gave as his reason for being away that a ‘bloofer lady’ had asked him to come for a walk… the wounds seem such as might be made by a rat or a small dog…” (bram stoker, ‘dracula’, ch. […]

• Nordonia-nigger

  an extremely annoying black person that acts super duper gay and likes only the fat white chicks. dude look at that nordonia-n-gg-r he is walking with that bbw and is talking in a queer tone.

• White Month

  any month selected by an individual or group during which no alcohol is injested by said individual or group. this can be done for a number of reasons including detoxing your system, being able to remember where you live, or even trying to solve your own raging alcoholism. but most white months end up being […]

• Pinzel

  an individual who normally has red hair, extremely good looking,and has the stamina of a full grown steed,as well as the iq of one. james is such a pinzel due to the fact of running a 5:30 mile,while twirling is god like locks.

• Back in old country

  a term used to talk to russian imigrants into the united states, for example: russian: wow, country of america boring, i go to no party i have-a no fun. american:(talks in place of russian) “back in old country….(fill in blank to make fun of said person)

• Unidill

  a unicorn with a d-ld- in place where the horn would be. bob: what should we do today. steve: how about we put a d-ld- on a unicorns head. bob: yes! we will name it… unidill!

• Jackhammer Teabag

  to insert one’s nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender) in a rapid and continuous fashion similar to that of a jackhammer. “ted gave a jackhammer teabag to his girlfriend, seeing as she preferred the b-lls to her face rough”

• Danladi

  a man who will twist your thought’s at every turn. ask you question that you will need to think about for a while. seems strict but kind hearted. in the end he has a firm b-tt. 1.wow. he’s a danladi 2. only a danladi would give those kind of questions.

• you’re growing on me

  the more i hang out with you, the more i like you i don’t really know you very well, but you’re growing on me.

• qorood

  derogatory term for al worood school or its students. means ‘monkeys’ in arabic those woroodians are qorood for life.

• tropple

  where three people are in a committed relationship as if it was a managetwah meaning just three people getting busy instead of a relationship tropple is when three people are in a committed relationship

• riction

  the radical form of fiction. 1984 genre is riction

• Spunk Backfire

  when you j-zz into the girl’s mouth and the sk-nk spits it back at you. james : wtf was with the sp-nk backfire?! you got it all over my t-sh-t! alice : -nervous laugh-, sorry. james : b-tch! oh yer btw, i have herpes. alice : mmmm.

• Angry Garrett

  while receiving rough oral s-x from either a male or female partner, the receiver of the bl-w j-b will abruptly grab the back of their partner’s head, by the hair, and forcefully gag them as they -j-c-l-t- on their larynx (vocal chords). naturally they will run around screaming in pain, but their voice will sound […]

• Keep Calm and Chive On

  a saying commonly used by frequent visitors to the website the chive. chivers, as they’re commonly referred to, are known for their worship of actor bill murray, pictures of cats, and soft p-rnography. keep calm chive on is usually abbreviated to kcco. “did you get your shirt from the chive that says ‘keep calm and […]

• karluck

  sinking a pleasure yacht to cover up a murder. totally not a murderer who owns a yacht: “sh-t, gonna have to pull another karluck” buy the domain for your cat site

• the shlits

  a form of diarrea, commonly caused from either eating the worng food or by eating/drinking a laxative. on thursday luke owen had the shlits!

• catspiracy

  when one or more cats conspire, as to impede you from getting out of bed. the alarm went off, then chairman meow laid on mt chest. total catspiracy!

• chain pound

  a fist pound in which one person gives the person next to him a pound, and that person gives a pound to the person on the other side of him, until the pound reaches it’s intended person. used in situations where the starter cannot see or make contact with the target, such as certain cl-sses. […]

• Boohered.

  when one is continually not invited to lunch by a group of co-workers who are leaving at the same time. “jim and dave ran to chipotle, and i got boohered. again.”

• Nothing is Impossible

  the most flaccid statement in all of history. it is scientifically impossible to fit more ridiculous into three f-cking words. “wait, so if nothing is impossible, is it possible that something is impossible? man, what the f-ck.”

• cornalious senior

  a.rs -ss hole is called “senior” supposedly because he gets more luvin “hes called senior because he gets more love than junior” a.r’s -n-s “hey a.r i can see cornalious senior”

• paid and laid

  the act of receiving monetary compensation for a good or service within the same time span of engaging in s-xual activity. david: dude, i totally got my paycheck from coldstone today. spencer: sick, i got paid by kams today and pounded gayle. that’s what i call paid and laid.

• laquintiana

  a irish and black queen that’s stands for comp-ssion love and understanding true to ones heart a very loved by others laquintiana is a mind for the beautiful

• vorms

  (v-e-r-m-s) can be used as greeting or goodbye vorms how are u doing vorms.

• sapiosexual

  a shibboleth used by poseurs attracted to the appearance of intelligence rather than actual intelligence. people genuinely attracted to intelligence know that the word “intelligence” is derived from the latin “intelligere”; that the latin participle for wisdom is “sapiens,” not “sapio”; and that the latin “sapio” means something that tastes good. i totally identify as […]

• feel the weight of

  to be under pressure to perform or meet a certain expectation the young woman began to feel the weight of motherhood after her child was born.

• Yeysk

  noun a variant spelling of yeisk