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• likeda

  like-ed-a, v- to be interested in someone romantically “i know you likeda my little sister, but if you touch her i’ll feed you your grundle, eh papi?”

• Mad Lyrics

  1. to have a mult-tude of rhymes 2. crazy rhymes 3. angry rhymes 4. one of the dopest battle rappers about to come out and record; also look for blaque and their collaborative alb-m: pooretry 1-3. wow, that cats got some mad lyrics 4. q: who won the spit night in santa cruz? a: the […]

• futsin

  when you have a binch of time to kill and you are just wasting time. well i be just futsin around

• TRQ

  the real quiz. a collective name for a bunch of c-nts. users of this expression may be fans of the office. that’s trq. will all of trq be there?

• muckinder

  a 17th century word deserving of a comeback, a “muckinder” is that clean cloth all parents of infants keep handy for mopping up drool and burp-stuff. it’s a synonym for burp-rag, drool-cloth and schmatta, but it has seniority over those other terms and it’s so much more evocative! “honey, where’s junior’s muckinder? quick! oops, too […]

• LaLibertes

  dried feces attatched to your -n-s hairs. yo dude, you have mad lalibertes!

• goat moot

  when a customer of yours is cranky, nasty, mean, crab apple, jelly bean. when you don’t want to be mean but want to say something that your coworkers will understand and not offend the customer. excuse me, we have goat moot over here on checkstand 5. need -ssistance and vodka, stat. sos.

• school for good and evil

  a very lit book what defines culture today. bro, have you read the school for good and evil yet?

• Tiger Woods Syndrome

  a state in which paranoid wives constantly worry that their “nice guy” husbands are secretly cheating on them every time they leave the house. when i came back from my business trip, my wife was all over me with questions about who we were with and what we were doing after the conference. my wife […]

• Lobthaw

  a lobthaw is someone who manages to make a f-ckery out of a situation that is seemingly impossible to f-ck up and make a shambles of it. big d-ck m’gallon finally gets an absolute model of a young one for himself.big d-ck then gets absolutely smaaaaaaaaashed and forgets his name and everything -ssociated with him. […]

• Confluborer

  confluborer: (n) person who continues to awkwardly stumbles about in a wiggle manner. conbubbly: (v) the act of wobbling about. confluffory: (n) (adj) is a term used to describe a large amount of stimuli being precived by the lsd user. things apear to be soft, fluffy, and all mish-mashed together in a speedy moving kind […]

• hot cocked

  the act of eating a hot pepper before giving a bl-w j-b. when said c-ck is exposed to air, depending on the heat intensity of the consumed pepper, it begins to heat up, sometimes painfully hot. my girlfriend totally hot c-cked me last night! i had to put my d-ck in milk for ten minutes.

• Gogglefucking

  getting so close to someone where as they cannot stand it. “jack, stop gogglef-cking me, i need my personal sp-ce.”

• Internet Savant

  1) one who possesses great brilliance when it comes to using the internet, but can barely function in every other aspect of life. 2) one who can retrieve any fact known to humankind using the internet, but retains none of the (useful) knowledge. 3) that person who is always showing everyone viral videos. 1) – […]

• Burori

  burori is the j-panese name for “brolly” or, “broly”- (funimation version) in the anime dragonball z, movie 8. he is the “saiya-jin of legend”, (the legendary super-saiyajin) the j-panese alphabet doesn’t have a the letter “l”, so they use the letter “r” to translate it into english. thus ‘burori’ becomes ‘broly’ “burori is the strongest […]

• gamer couple

  a relationship between a guy and a chick that is very rare to find. the guy convinces the girl to play a video game with him,ex:a war game. she starts to play that video game with him, because he wants her to. the relationship grows stronger because she plays the game with him. they turn […]

• Raking Off

  1. the use of an actual rake with at least 25 teeth made of thinly sliced metal, usually in the color of green, to m-st-rb-t-. there are many different styles, such as: thrusting, wacking, scaffing, slicing, etc. 2. using one’s hand to -j-c-l-t- all over a b-tch or any object that one pleases. “dude, stop […]

• Be Black

  to smoke marijuana or to be extremely high during the day. can also be shortened to be b. after a hard day at work, i found it necessary to go outside and be black.” or “as i tried to order my food at the restaurant, i realized i was snoop dogg black.

• palm-cheese

  a cheesy fungal buildup usually on most video gaming controllers, computer mouse, keyboards or handles. this is indicative and/or caused by sweaty, dirty palms playing or holding onto the device for a prolonged period of time. it normally appears in the fastening seams, embedded into rubber grips or along the seams of pushb-ttons. after playing […]

• flibijibibu

  when something happens and you just have no idea what to say, this word is exclamed. “whatever” “don’t you think platipi have the most beautiful feet?”… “flibijibibu!”

• your nan gay

  this is an insult that you use to destroy someones soul. the use of this is dangerous but is very effective in a 1v1 battle. enemy: fight me! you: your nan g-y! enemy falls to the ground in pain an meme-ish insult. person 1: “why won’t you rush b” person 2: “cause your nan g-y”

• Out-sarcasm

  (owwttt sarrr kh-ss mmmm) — verb 1. to use so much sarcasm that a person is overwhelmed 2. to use sarcasm to a point that the other person has had enough 3. to “own” someone, using sarcasm lizi (sarcastically): yeah, it was just so great. i almost died from the excitement. gabe: okay, okay! i […]

• jaclini

  a beautiful, talented, and goddess-like human being. wow your name is jaclini? you must be a goddess!

• poiker

  poiker is a compound word, originally derived from poikilotherm and porky-pig. combined to signify a large poikilotherm. “dum poiker…” = dumb poikilotherm piggy

• schlobberdonkey

  to the point of being well under the influence of alchohol. sean and colin found matthew completely schlobberdonkeyed after they had visited coco bongo’s and a long night of heavy drinking.

• dehypnotize

  to bring someone out of a hypnotic state. the term was coined in 1843 by james braid, the father of experimental hypnosis. unlike other terms such as hypnotism, hypnosis, hypnotize, etc., it never achieved mainstream usage. it is important to remove any extraneous suggestions before you dehypnotize the subject.

• RenoRelife

  one of the three supposed top-rank turks. known for his skills at programming, understanding of computers, and advanced martial arts skills. renorelife is the pwntinany

• schmazoolie

  a schmazoolie is an amount equaling a dollar given to a musician at the end of a gig. especially when payment is being made by a jewish band leader with a sense of humor. toronto dj danny marks coined the phrase in 1988. hey stig, here is your 300 schmazoolies, go get a haircut.

• dig her down proper

  when banging a woman, to “dig her down proper” is to make sure she c-ms before you. person 1: i just f-cked this milf last night. person 2: oh yeah? did you “dig her down proper”? person 1: h-ll no, i don’t give a sh-t about her nut.

• 1st marquis of freeman freemanthomas willingdon

  [wil-ing-duh n] /ˈwɪl ɪŋ dən/ noun freeman freeman-thomas [free-muh n-tom-uh s] /ˈfri mənˈtɒm əs/ (show ipa), 1st marquis of, 1866–1941, british colonial official: governor general of canada 1926–31; viceroy and governor general of india 1931–36.

• the grim

  a s-xually transmitted infection which can be caught and treated at woo woo’s whomporium, via m-ssage. oh sh-t, i’ve got the grim! but woo woo’s whomporium is the most banging youth hostel i’ve ever hit!

• whoopsie wave

  when you wave to someone you know and another person intercepts your wave mistakenly as if you are waving to them, e.g. caught in the crossfire of your wave. i was waving to eddy at the show and phil thought i was waving to him. awkward… phil waved back to me as he was caught […]

• bronson fl

  bronson is the tiniest ghetto red neck town in levy county or florida, come here and you will find 11 year olds smoking and high schoolers fighting at bronson park while their parents buy beer dude: is that bronson on the map? me: yea its one of the ugliest towns bronson fl is a small […]

• Huh bra

  (hum br ah)-term originating from uptown new orleans louisiana phrase implying agreement to concur with the stated topic wholly to agree 100% “man that broad got a big ol -ss!” “huh bra” “its hot out here like fish grease” “huh bra!”

• head clown

  degrading, punitive term that refers to someone in a position of authority; such as a ceo, director or manager. “it’s not a surprise that the company is falling apart with head clown james running the show.”

• trumpadation

  anxiety caused by president donald trump after reading president donald trumps latest tweet, i was filled with much trumpadation.

• the balls

  where pee is stored pee is stored in the b-lls slang. great or cool. used in the same context as the term “the sh-t.” “woah.. did you see that? that was the b-lls!” “warped tour was the b-lls.” another name for the the prom as in the usa. and just as it is in the […]

• dotisms

  a word used by super cool people to describe the true meaning of a dot. it can be used instead of a loop, square, or triangel. or any other form of comunication. girl: finally someone understands my dotisms! guy: wtf?! that soudns like a disease… girl: no. it sa privelidge.

• accidentally 93mb

  (see example) hey /b/ i need your help i accidentally 93mb of .rar files what should i do…is this dangerous ?

• recurt

  the act of recruiting players in world of warcraft. although not being a very familiar word to noobs, recurt is definatly a word. to recurt would be to recruit a person to your guild liilowhispers: hey im recurting retadins, u down 2 join my guild? retadin replys: sure brah, thanks for the recurt.

• Flackets

  a jacket made from flannel, usually with a liner inside. a combination of flannel and jacket i love that flacket, except when i wear it i look like a construction worker. general term for the beever blankets or f-nny lips/l-b– beeversn-tch look at the flackets on that!! a flacket is a combination of a fleece […]

• Die in a pot hole

  telling someone to literally fall into a pot hole while walking. to wish death on someone in the most disgusting and vile manner, to die in the sewer system after falling into a pot hole, especially the sewer system of a large city ie. new york city, where the rats are bigger than cats. guy […]

• wolfrey

  a s-xy last name for a guy that usually pulls all the b-tches he is also very fine i like a wolfrey my self!! wolfrey is amazing

• Tom Hagen

  someone who has been kicked out of a group. someone who has been part of something for a long time and now removed. “haven’t seen him around” yea he’s tom hagen!

• cranial-erectonomy

  a medical procedure of pulling someones head out of their -ss my friend was suffering from cranial rect-tis, so the doctr performed a cranial-erectonomy

• make a caca

  the process of defecating, to take a sh-t (most commoly used in the past made a caca) i need to make a caca, i shouldnt of eaten those bean burritos.

• bohawk

  any activity involving physical or oral s-x dude i bohawked joel last night and he came all over my cross a mohawk in wich the sides of your head is not shaved and the person to have a bohwk is usauly a pansy,f-got,p-ssyfart or a complete -sshat jeff said to jimmy,”hay ima get a bohawk…weee” […]

• coppertone tan

  a pr-nounced tan line where the lower back and legs are tan, while the b-tt is still pasty white. i went to the beach for one day and i already have a coppertone tan!

• pinch-clit

  when you pinch a girls cl-t so hard, it begins to bleed. “dude! last night he just gave me pinch-cl-t!”

• Benny Brew

  a smelly fungi that has a tendancy to grow around beer benny brew is all over the keg!