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• ser ser

  abbreviation for seriously. origin: west coast martha: i hate crocs. george: ser ser

• DSODL

  stands for “dirty spic on da loose” mark irizary

• commercial hoe

  certain people that you see in a lot of different commercials. that’s becky margie, she’s a commercial hoe! she in every thing

• sci-fright

  a genre of movie which comp-sses both horror and science fiction elements. both “alien” and “predator” are cl-ssics of the sci-fright scene.

• Dirty Combover

  the look of pubic-hair after one has sweated intensely, usually after s-x or a night sleeping in arizona. it is curled like a wave crashing and has a silverish glow to it. dude, i woke up this morning and i was sporting this dirty combover! i’m gonna show it to every chick i see!

• Gneegnuhpeece

  the largest state of obesity. it means severely life-threatening and must be treated quickly. brenda: wow britney is so obese now. chris: ya, she’s gneegnuhpeece. brenda: somebody should tell a doctor.

• Mid air

  to shoot a weapon at an object thats traveling in mid air and get a hit. acronym: ma i just mid aired spamkillerbee!

• Kidified

  to turn a raunchy movie from back in the day to a kid friendly movie. person 1: have you seen the new fame? person 2: no i’m afraid to see it because they kidified it.

• Ispeak

  to speak/text to someone on an iphone when they are right infront of you. we are ispeaking

• lucibrium

  the equilibrium between darkness and light the crusade was done for lucibrium.

• hershie pershie

  a person who suffers from -n-l bleeding on regular basis. yes, miss. this doesn’t look good. you suffer from hershie pershie

• Flaccid Vagina

  a flaccid v-g-n- is basically a v-g-n- that’s no where close to being aroused. it could also be a virgin v-g-n- that’s never been wet before or fingered or has felt an -rg-sm. it’s fresh and soft like your grandmother’s freshly baked homemade b-ttery biscuits. it could also refer to a gay male who’s -n-s […]

• Irish Waistband

  when a girl is giving you a bl-wj-b (head) while intoxicated, she wraps her arms around your waist causing extreme deepthroating. i.e. i was at this party a couple nights ago and this girl gave me an irish waistband and it felt so right.

• Skeebz

  sh-t the other day, i was stuck in traffic and i had to take a skeebz.

• slapnut magoos

  a group of immature prep-b-scent boys. the slapnut magoos giggled over a “that’s what she said” joke at the lunch table.

• tarpflitation

  the flapping action that occurs when a tarp used to cover a load of anything being transported by vehicle is not tied down or secured adequately. the tarpflitation from the truck ahead was very distracting and had worn large holes in the tarp.

• daiyon

  a tall , cute black boy, that’s loving, and has a big d-ck i wish i was like daiyon. the girls love him

• odst

  short for orbital drop shock troopers, it was a division in the unsc army that was sent into suicidal battles. it is purely voluntary, and only the “bravest” would join. their motto is “jump feet first into h-ll”, since they droped down in pods that got extremely hot. their journey from sp-ce to earth was […]

• foreknotted

  the act of tying a knot in your foreskin in order to not have to buy condoms. jack: yo, -n-l? you: i don’t wanna scrub my -ss later bro. jack: i’ve already foreknotted bro. you: alright lets do it.

• kottke

  to solicit attention and support for an undertaking of grandiose proportions and then failing to meet the promised expectations. v. bob said he was going to landscape his yard if we helped him rake the leaves, but all he did was mow the lawn — he kottked us. (verb) to solicit attention and support for […]

• Amoreena

  a s-xy beast; a person people find very hot/s-xy. woah did you see amoreena? she looks fineeeee.

• Cortlandt Manor, NY

  a reasonably large town that manages to hold some of the wealthiest people in westchester county but contributes nothing to society other then a small resteraunt that recently went out of business and a town center that’s actually located in mohegan lake. the town center itself is nothing to be proud of because it mearly […]

• lick on my balls bitch!

  a saying that can be litteral or joke or even an actual insult. where a person puts their toung on the genitals of another person, like a b-tch. litteral: i am going to smash that p-ssy girl…but first… lick on my b-lls b-tch. playing: ya, what eva bruh. you were on your knees last night […]

• hip square

  a way to describe someone who is just ghetto enough to be cool. they probably know some good yo momma jokes and are livin’ good. yo, that kid’s pretty hip square

• my crops are failing

  when your v-g-n- can’t get d-ck. you got crusty -ss p-ssy oh god my crops are failing

• phwoah

  the sudden recognition of something so awesome that it cannot be described any other way than simply saying ‘phwoah.’ the only way i can described how i am feeling right now is ‘phwoah’ or phwoah!

• toasted almonds

  when a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch. holy cr-p man, i just toasted almonds!

• benjamin moschini

  there aren’t any definitions for benjamin moschini yet. can you define it?

• switchfoot

  1. when a surfer changes footing on a board to get a new perspective 2. an awesome band switchfoot is my favorite band! a band that saved me from totally disbelieving in music. if it weren’t for switchfoot’s music, i would be posting negative stuff about other bands by now. an uber band in which […]

• fecalization

  complete bullsh-t, cobbled together from fragments of legitimate truth. alt: a statement, given as fact, which will lead only to glen beck or the tea party if researched. a: that salesman sure seemed to know about computers. b: no way, pure fecalization. alt: a: have you heard what glen beck said about civil rights? b: […]

• like a nigger on drugs

  reffering to being totally crazy when your high, usually being high on weed. chris: dude ur f-ckin insane right now. john: i know i’m f-cked up like a n-gg-r on drugs.

• beyunka

  a black horse who is a girl.. she is very aggravating and she has buck teeth and she ugly asf.. stank breath ahh you look just like a beyunka

• jalonni

  a head that’s built like a chicken nugget d-mnn your head look like a jalonni

• whoano

  1)to act upon shockingly news, and/or to pause with a conversation to change the subject with polite, cute, and sensitivity upon humor 2)creative energy to abide by saying no in a form of goofy but responsive way of telling a fact, and whats really on the mind in the situation given hey babe i think […]

• Vinegarosity

  persons att-tude that would cause an onlooker to make the face that one would make after having a shot of vinegar. he performed that bungee jump with a large amount of vinegarosity!

• dropping raspberries

  taking a sh-t that involves a bunch of tiny round t-rds, aka ‘goat sh-t.’ “after spending four days traveling and afraid to p–p, i sat on the toilet for an hour dropping raspberries like it was my job.

• overration

  n. the state of being overrated. characterized by the overestimation of one’s skills or abilities. the overration of lebron james abilities are conspicuously obvious during the playoffs. the guy can’t close games.

• birdflash

  the most wonderful pairing of wally west and d-ck grayson aka kid flash and nightwing (1st robin). birdflash is the cutest! i recently read the best birdflash fanfic.

• sm3lly

  sm3lly means smelly. some people in this world are sm3lly, especially people from india. excuse me j-pati can you please use some deordirant because you are sm3lly.

• pailbat

  the pailbat is one of the weapons that the gropagas are most often instructed to use to capture runaway prisoners. it is basically a bat with a bucket attached at the top end of it with the the handle of the bucket linked at the bat. it begins all who refuse to hail inglip shall […]

• cipullo

  half a man…as in a man with 1 t-st-cl- he couldn’t have gotten that girl pregnant …he’s a cipullo

• d00l

  1. to duel, a slang for the word “duel” in certain collectable card games such as “duel monsters” and “duel masters”. 2. the farsi language for the word: “p-n-s”. taeix: apoc! wanna d00l? apoc: bring it you h-m-. taeix: xd! you want to have p-n-s. apoc: ..? taeix: d00l = p-n-s in farsi. xd apoc: […]

• Marzak

  those who are lucky enough to be ent-tled to the last name marzak understand that it isn’t easy being g-d’s gift to the world and that trying to fit in even though you are better then everyone else, is a lot harder then the average human being would believe. marzak’s are extremely rare, you will […]

• harvik´s hairline

  you don know where it starts or ends. or if it exists. it is an mystery. harvik´s hairline is terrible!

• helluh

  a ghetto greeting used in the tough city of pickering by the one and only g.g. -phone rings- g.g- h-lluh random- uuhh what? g.g- h-lluh?! you don’t speak english foo’? the superior way to spell h-lla me: i woke up h-lluh early today dude: h-lluh? me: it’s a better way to spell “h-lla” dude: oh… […]

• Facebook trolling

  when someone updates their facebook status, only to get people to comment and “like it.” commenly updated with witty song lyrics, or generic statements like, “boys suck!” wow, this is the tenth time she’s updated her facebook status with song lyrics, she’s facebook trolling. the act of scrolling through someones “friend list”, looking for anyone […]

• To Pull A Shaan Q

  when you ultimately hoe somebody out in any of these situations: -you’re borrowing your friends new cell phone and playing around with it, and when your friend asks you for it, you say you don’t have it, only to realize you left it on top of a car, that has moved…a far distance… -you ask […]

• quacker wacker

  the act of wrapping a warm duck skin around your p-n-s and masturbating in order to simulate v-g-n-l penetration. thanks for the duck mom! i’m gonna go in the bathroom and use the skin as a quacker wacker!

• 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

  b-lls, t-st-cl-s, sac, scotum man she m-ssaged my b-lls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

• titty party

  the female equivalent to a sausagefest. a large gathering of human with t-ttys (preferably female, but if there is a lack of persons from the female party, fat people will gladly fill the sp-ce) guy1: dude!! there are like 4 gazillion girls in that room!! lets go!! guy2: nah man, thats a t-tty party and […]