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• dick slayed

  when someone with a d-ck was pleasured so good that the person is just completely blown away. she totally d-ck slayed him last night.

• tomato fetish

  seeing the big juicy tomato just makes you extremely wet/hard. it just makes you extremely aroused d-mn this tomato fetish is making everyday life hard for me, every time i go to the store i get super hard man.

• Oogoo sex

  when emberlyyn asks you and philip in a group convo -oogoo s-x- dam there at the f-ck pad yeah there having oogoo s-x

• Ms. Don’t Touch Me

  a reference to a specific role in gay p-rnography in which a man (usually a straight man in need of some cash) will m-st-rb-t- on film while other men in the direct vicinity do not physically interact with him. it is widely regarded as the br-ss ring of gay-for-pay performance work. we need something else […]

• faseeha

  the girl everone wants to be friends with. everyone is jelous of her best friends who usually have names beggining with s, however this girl is humble. humble, sweet and kind. she is greatfull for most things and always most of the time looks on point. faseeha is so nice to sam, d-mn i wish […]

• I’m a Sauceror! Me, me, me!!

  “i’m a sauceror! me,me,me!!!” is the call of a n00b, no doubt. no official sauceror would ruin their mystical att-tudes with this horrid call of noobness. if you here this call, ignore it. it is most likely some stupid basillusionist or bay leaf brujo. you walk into the haunted pantry. suddenly, you are approached by […]

• Magnetron

  an extremely versitile piece of equipment usually found in many microwaves. magnetrons can be used to scramble security systems and increase frequencys for cell phone usage in dead zones. (inside red lobster) female customer: making a call man sitting next to her:how did you get reception! female customer:silent and dumbfounded man sitting next to her:how […]

• I Am Ghost

  f-cking amazing post-hardcore/goth band from california. they have a male/female vocals thing going on and it’s not unusual to hear a violin everyonce in a while. they have described their sound as rock opera for goth or hardcore kids. they are cooler than you. i am ghost: we are always searching lovers requiem i am […]

• polonez

  1) washing machine on wheels 2) cr-ppy little polish car from the 80’s, manufactured by fso in part by fiat dude, you drive a polonez?!??, yeah i just replaced the hood with scr-p and the belts with rubber bands

• compooner

  a person who watches to much poon on his computer is a compooner. person 1: i love watching poon on my computer! person 2: you’re a compooner! person 3: i agree!

• promegle

  (n.) the app version of omegle. available wherever pedo-breeding ground and furry roleplaying apps are sold. promegle: omegle, but for pros!!! pedos: yay! furries: yay! hetalia fans: yay! lonely people: yay! wh-r-s: yay! everyone else: …

• dustman

  the greatest robot master ever made dr. wily: we need to think of something fresh.. something.. original -ssistant: i have an idea! let’s make a giant vacuum cleaner that will shoot dust dr. wily: hmm… dustman… chiefly british: a garbage man. {martha}: linda, please be certain to take that old busted chair to the curb […]

• bieberworks

  a free software making company that would like to be world wide liked that isn’t, see”idiot”. johhny: i work for bieberworks justin: wow!, not!

• Gambrol

  the way to say “gamble” china-style. if you are in vegas and deciding whether or not to put that $100 on the cr-ps table; just yell “gambrooll!!”, shake your fist, and slam it there and hope for the best. that’ what the local china guy would do if he were you. “foo, you want to […]

• Hoffmeister

  mr h-sselhoff’s official t-tle. a term of respect when refering to ‘the hoff’ ‘may the hoffmeister be with you’ ‘all hail the hoffmeister’

• fomcdolmfaotrotflol

  acronym for, “falls of my chair dying of laughing my f-cking -ss off then rolling on the floor laughing out loud” : dude i’m like rofl right now xd : yeah well i’m fomcdolmf–trotflol : wth does that mean o.o : falls of my chair dying of laughing my f-cking -ss off then rolling on […]

• Ball gobble

  the s-xual act of sucking,licking,and kissing on a man’s b-lls. hey girl, while you’re down there, why don’t you give these nuts a good ol fashion ball gobble!

• drop obama off at the pool

  literally sitting on the toilet taking a sh-t “i really need to drop obama off at the pool”

• Arabia deserta

  an ancient division of arabia, in the n part between syria and mesopotamia. historical examples the old ishmaelites used to dwell in arabia deserta—a land scorched by burning sands, with scant vegetation and brackish water. a thousand years of jewish history maurice h. (maurice henry) harris arabia deserta—the desert between palestine and the euphrates. a […]

• concisely

  to say something without unecessary information. “describe concisely how s-xy u r”

• Shitty Beer

  sh-tty beer is best defined as natty ice or other cheap beer. also known as “sh-t beer” or “cat p-ss” natty ice, keystone light, natty light all excellent examples of sh-tty beer

• orienticles

  the nuts of an asian guy. having slept with jong, sally became an admirer of his orienticles.

• rough cupping

  the act of whipping cutting or otherwise hurting a p-ssy, a bdsm act duuuude my girl is into rough cupping that, is hard core!

• skididdlez

  a word like skillz used to say how awesome someone/something is skididdlez! did you see that goal?!?!?!

• tammer time

  the inability to show up anywhere without being a minimum of 20 minutes late. mike: the game starts in 10 minutes. ricky was supposed to be here at 3. it’s now 3:30. does anyone know where he is? david: you know you have to tell ricky to be somewhere 30 minutes early so he shows […]

• sabrefy

  (v.) what the cool kids do around playoff time. includes growing of beards, wearing unwashed clothes, altering hairstyles, changing names of references, changing voice mails, and other necessarily sacrificial acts showing that one is fully in support of his/her favorite hockey team (and probably the only sports team in the world that matters). dude(tte), you […]

• charge me

  when a particular lad / bro is eager to pay for the service and/or product they have received shop -ssistant: “ok sir, so we have here one bottle of vodka, one large size cuc-mber, and 2 litres of our finest brand extra virgin olive oil ” lad / bro: “charge me” 0 0

• Whitey Maid

  this is the ‘whitey victim”s b-tch who is roped into looking after the poor stoner who’s ‘hit white’, often because they threw up in their house and the ‘whitey maid’ is forced to clean it up because the victim is too lazy. on the night – ‘jayk, clean up your sick!’ ‘nah, i’m gonna sleep […]

• kemori

  a cute person that is talented and smart.they are very popular around there friends and will be there no matter what.the real r.o.d. that kemori right there is amazing

• arkansas sharpshooter

  an arkansas sharpshooter is the act of, when having s-x, the male partner pulls out and urinates in the female’s mouth. the female keeps the urine in her mouth without swallowing. the male continues to f-ck the female in the p-ssy, and the female slowly squirts the urine out of her mouth onto the moving […]

• Mathsterbation

  working really hard on a sum just for the feeling you get once you have solved it. guy #1 “omg what’s elliott doing with his math book?” guy #2 “eww! he’s mathsterbating!” guy #1 “so that’s why he’s sweating so much! have fun with your mathsterbation, freak!” mathsterbation is the act of masturbating when a […]

• Secret Onion Patch

  when someone with multiple chins has a neck beard only and has m-ssive man b–bies look at that boy from indiana’s secret onion patch…you could get lost in that.

• Uh uh girl

  a s-sstastic phrase used when one doesn’t approve of something and strongly objects to it. usually accompanied by a s-ssy face and a series of loud snaps in a “z” formation. also used to express surprise/disapproval at an offensive/unexpected statement/action made by another person. person 1: ho, you best get out my way! person 2: […]

• shlongbomb

  when a man does not pull out in time of -j-c-l-t–n “dude i was so drunk i let pablo shlongbomb” “jesus does not believe in shlongbombing” “shlongbomb me daddy”

• angelbaby

  someone who frequently breaks lighters by using them incorrectly, most often occurs in females. you’re such an angelbaby, how many have you broken today?

• shank drive

  when a t-rd wont go down your toilet, forcing you to fist it up the u-bend oh sh-t i just took a phat dump in triangle t-ts toilet. just shank drive that mother f-cker.

• derka derkastan

  a generic country in the middle east according to team america world police guy 1 – where are all the terrorists from? guy 2 – derka derkastan of course! 1 more definition add your own terrorist capital of the world. recently destroyed by team america. 1. derka derka allah jihad sherpa! 2. in derkaderkastan, terrorists […]

• Phone Dumb

  when a person is mentally incapable of functioning whilst having any sort of mobile device in front of them. typically characterized by open, slack jaw, gl-ssy eyes and a zombie-like sway or teeter. “ashley! ashley! i’ve been talking to you for well over minute and you’ve gone all phone dumb”.

• Argh that makes me hard

  from a song. 1) used as a funny way of saying argh. 2) used as a comeback to do with getting a b-n-r. 3) used whenever you want. 1) p1: “you left your bag on the bus.” p2: “argh that makes me hard!” 2) p1: “yo did you see how the wind lifted up that […]

• Deacon Francis

  a man with a large cranium look, he’s got a deacon francis!!!

• emocratic

  adjective used when an emo person chooses and succeeds in attempting suicide. person 1: hey! i heard tom finally decided to put himself out of his misery. person 2: whoa, that’s so emocratic of him.

• Glitterdick

  something that young black girls, specifically in their teens/20s, call white guys, specifically to confuse them. “i caught the closing elevator door for her so she wouldn’t miss the elevator at my hotel, and she called me glitterd-ck. she smiled, makes me guess it wasn’t mean spirited but who knows.” a guy who fancies themselves […]

• maysn

  stunning, amazing, gorgeous. it commonly known as a s-x goddess. it the coolest women that men can meet, but she can heat it up straight away. her siren call draws men to the bedroom. it’s always a good time. no one can wear a denim jacket like her. keeps it’s kinky, is bad and boujee. […]

• haneulle

  haneulle is an extremely beatiful girl who has a nice vag. oh jeez, i wannna get laid by a haneulle tonight!

• Slip Slopping

  when one is not able to fit their p-n-s completly into a condom their using, thus penetration begins to slip and slop. when my boyfriend tried to impress me with a magnum condom and didnt fit, his p-n-s was slip slopping all over the place.

• sun grasses

  1 cheap gl-sses you keep with you to wear after smoking some marijiuaners to keep your blood shot eyes hidden guy1: so you guys want to go trick or treating now now guy2: nah we’re super high, did you forget? guy1: don’t worry, i stopped by goodwill and picked up a few pairs of sun […]

• weird unit

  australian slang for a strange person. keith’s dad is a weird unit. buy the domain for your recipe site

• frizee

  free; without cost; having no value. man, i really liked that movie. do you know where i can watch it for frizee?

• Jane Winebox

  the female counterpart of joe sixpack: your typical, everyday, super average, generic american woman. she loves to zone out on the television, is an expert on the subject of celebrity gossip, and can hardly wait to try the latest gimmicky diet plan. jane winebox is the perfect consumer tool with an axe wound. jane winebox […]

• jack lincoln

  there aren’t any definitions for jack lincoln yet. can you define it?