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• alejandres

  a last name that comes from a royal family in spain and has always been know for having one boy to the family. the women of this last name are very intelligent , but the men tend to love sports or school and are known for having a great personality. as you can see roberto […]

• mass wasting

  occurs when a large group of people gets wasted at a same time. there’s been a m-ss wasting at the rock concert few weeks ago.

• Extreme Horniness Syndrome

  when you are just extremely h-rny for no reason. everytime you see someone hot, you feel an extreme urge to just engage in s-xual activities recreationally. in this state, you will desperately crave a friend with benefits, due to the fact you are not actually looking for a relationship. symptoms include thirst, desire to use […]

• cleggydust

  cleggydust is dried sh-t powder which you find around your -rs- hole if you don’t wipe your -rs- properly. “here tom wipe your -rs- its covered in cleggydust” – andy hardman “no problem mate i’ll just wipe it of with my coat sleeve” – tom

• nakama

  the j-panese term for friend(s), buddy(ies), crew, ally(/ies) comrade(s), or gang. in the j-panese version of the anime one piece, this term has a deeper meaning, describing friends who are more like family, especially in the context of luffy’s crew. because of this, many popular fansubs of it do not translate this term. “i will […]

• Gadoon

  synonym for the male reproductive organ suck my gadoon

• Sianca

  when two breeds are mixed of sammy and bianca when u cross breed a sammy and a bianca, the result is a sianca

• Bingle-sess

  when you’re p-ssed off about how a friend/foe got laid and you didn’t. or anything else s-xual like that. guy 1: ” ya man i totally got a bl-wj-b last night!” guy 2: ” i am feeling the bingle-sess…”

• cradley

  a cool place with loads of old ladys with funny wrinkly eyes and stuff. damian: hey u need an old lady girlfriend.. john:yay, go to cradley.

• oklahoma thunderbang

  when a guy is crushin’ puss and sticks a fork into a light socket. the electric current rushes through both partners causing extreme -rg-sm. side effects often include the sh-tting of oneself due to excessive stimulation. i tried the oklahoma thunderbang on morgan last night, but now i’m gonna have to buy new sheets.

• f-athetic

  continuing the highly commendable tradition of other ‘f truncations’, such as f-ilarious and f-unlucky, ‘f-athetic’ is generally used as an adjective, or as an adverb ‘f-athetically’. it can be used by itself as a cutting insult or as an expression of extreme annoyance. it is of course an amalgamation of the words ‘f-cking’ and ‘pathetic’, […]

• proposition 81

  when a girl(dirty hoe-bag sl-t) is chilling with a group of guys and it is proposed that she give head to all in the room; head around the horn after blowin’ some rails, me and my boys requested a proposition 81 from our friendly wh-r- sofia.

• crack ass of dawn

  the early morning light of day. too early to wake up especially after an all nighter. the guy next door decided to mow his lawn at the crack -ss of dawn, doesn’t he know its sunday?

• Second Hiney

  when your -ss is so saggy that it pushes up against your thighs and creates a second smaller -ss between your first -ss and thighs. “i’m self conscious in a bikini because it shows off my second hiney”

• Cloud Razor

  an angry pregnant woman you don’t want to mess with. what?! monique killed someone?!….yeah she was a real cloud razor.

• Mike Boyle

  the indie-est of indies. that song is so mike boyle. i’m so indie, i feel like mike boyle. i wore my mike boyle sweater today.

• rump fuck

  the act of f-cking someone in the rump with your rump. jody rump f-cked tim so hard last night.

• barbie crotch

  noun, a term used by or about a woman who has not had s-x in a very long time, meaning she has no openings to complete the act of coitus because they have closed. “what are you talking about you are hard up because you have not gotten ‘any’ in three weeks! honey, i’ve got […]

• Pumpers Lump

  the condition of enhanced right arm muscle due to excessive w-nking simon’s arm was hurting this morning? you talking about simon turner? yea, he had a pumpers lump from feeding the geese.

• vagina-fit

  the ability for a person to be depressed and/or annoying to bring a group down in order for them to gain their own sense of satisfaction. “stop b-tching and moaning and get over your v-g-n–fit.” 1 more definition when a women is being a b-tch almost like she ‘s pmsing. is alden having another v-g-n- […]

• ka bam

  there you go; what now b-tch; suck it you want some m-th- f-cking pie? there, ka bam, b–tch! a notorious group of girls who was just amazing! they and the best friends you could ever have they will always have your back if you are part of a kabam or have the privilege of knowing […]

• Gianna Michaels

  the s-xiest p-rn star there is. she talks straight and s-xy to guys she’s doing it with. she’s just fun. dude the gianna michaels bukkake is the s-xiest video ever. i know! she’s so hot.

• jarethmi

  musty,thick gl-sses,crusty boy jarethmi is undecided

• SageX

  amazingly cool. another word to describe sagex is: omnipotent. sagex the omnipotent.

• big chinner

  an incredibly beautiful girl with a m-ssive chin,tends to complain about it but doesn’t realise it’s one of her best features. that girls a big chinner but i’ll still give her a 10/10

• ballgazing game

  a game based on ballgazing. to represent a ball, take your index finger and thumb and make a circle. hold it below your waist. now, get another person to look at it (not with physical force). if a person looks at it, you can punch the person twice. resistance earns you another two per attempt. […]

• AC/DC Syndrome

  when a band reaches a point of total loss of creativity, and writes 3 different guitar riffs and 3 different beats to interchange them to create pure blandness. this can be see throughout most of ac/dc’s career, especially when bon scott died. you don’t realize this when you are 10 and love ac/dc, but you […]

• nigrumph

  a use of “n-gg-” thats hilarious and acceptable for white people to say, if its to a friend. whats good, my nigrumph.

• sleuthfoot

  the attempt of a female hockey player to intimidate and impress a state-schooler in regards to hockey prior to embarr-ssment wait til i sleuthfoot u!

• Doing the welsh

  compulsively lying and exaggerating, seeking attention with bullsh-t. devin said he had 70 grand to blow on a car but he was just doing the welsh i pretended i crashed my street bike for attention but i was just doing the welsh

• Humpable Nugget

  a very attractive male or female that you would like to have s-xual relations with. dammnnn, megan is one fine humpable nugget! i’d ride that all night long.

• ademfd

  all day every motha f-ckin day dam boi you a playa (me) ademfd

• Cotton Cunt

  the female equivalent of “blue b-lls”. occurs when a woman fails to receive s-xual gratification on a consistent basis jill has cotton c-nt and is on the prowl for a man tonight. a dry sn-tch some chick that gets so stoned that her cotton-mouth extends to her c-nt. this is observed during an attempt at […]

• You’re Looking Progressive Today

  a casual greeting for a straight person to say to a h-m-s-xual person. note that this is not to be used in a h-m-phobic/mocking manner. i saw my gay friend adam today and said to him “you’re looking progressive today”.

• vguc

  very good used condition for sale tires with rims vguc.

• greg picano

  a kid with a square head greg picano

• dilph

  when your b-lls get caught between your legs, leaving you in an -ss load of pain “d-mn man, that rollercoaster gave me a dilph”

• smurf bubbling

  placing a small blue communist in a bong and smoking it let’s buble this smurf ; are we smurf bubbling, yeswe’re surf bubbling isn’t it baby, yes you kp, yes it’s me, i love you

• Calder Cup

  the calder cup is a tournament of ugly girls who battle in grueling matchups to determine who is the best (hottest) of the worst (ugly girls). it is often used to establish where someone’s questionable girlfriend is on the “looks hierarchy”. it only applies to girls who are a 5 or less on the 1-10 […]

• Power Soak

  when a gay power bottom grinds up against his partner and insert’s partners d-ck into his -ss, and just lets it sit there for an hour. power bottom may twerk a bit when doing it. dirk was too tired to f-ck my -ss, so i gave him a power soak instead.

• Keath Ledger

  the name idiots get confused with heath ledger person 1:hey keath ledger was great as the joker person2:you dumb-ss douchebag didnt you read the credits? its heath ledger

• fuckshitbitch

  a combination of all 3 curse words of f-ck, sh-t, and b-tch put together to show extreme displeasure mainly used on computer to avoid separating the words can also be used in real life situation. f-cksh-tb-tch i just died in this game again!!! what you say when you are p-ssed at a woman for doing […]

• bird squash

  worm chew from bird spit in babies mouths mommy bird gave the hungry baby bird bird squash for dinner

• Martin Monk

  a young sloth like individual that thrives in the deep woods of alfred, ny “yo man, wanna go search the woods for a martin monk?”

• Happy Flaps

  a bikini burger, a vertical bacon sandwich i tell you, she was so up for a porking her happy flaps were dripping with f-nny batter, opened up like a wizard’s sleeve revealing a gash as smooth and slick as an inside-out dolphin! a particularly lippy v-g-n-. dude, i could have wrapped that chicks happy flaps […]

• butthaahh

  (v) the rahway way to say “bust that -ss” guy 1. she lookin rite 2day guy 2. yea id b-tthaahh …………………………………. guy 1. lets go play tht new madden guy 2. im about to b-tthaahh

• Shittynine

  also known as a courtay, it is a s-xual act much like a 69. except the partic-p-nts defecate into each others mouths at the same time. i was with this one freaky girl last night and she wanted to sh-ttynine with me.

• Dadjibit

  a exclamation of frustration, which can be used when one is attempting a humorous impersonation of someone from the south, or when one wishes to make a point about the depth of their frustration. dadjibit, i can’t find my freaking soap!

• outerwhore

  a promiscuous person who restricts him or herself to s-xual outercourse (anything other than actual penetration) with his/her many partners. a pg-13 player. joe is an outerwh-r- cuz he gets a lot of action but he never seals the deal…they don’t call him smelly-fingers-joe for nothing.

• Twasticated

  something that is twasted your face is so twasticated