Ranger Paper


the one sheet of toilet paper issued in a us military mres (meals ready to eat). when you take a sh-t you push the paper over your strong hand index finger then wipe your -ss with your finger. after wiping take pull the paper off your finger to clean it.
after a cold beans and franks mre i had to take a runny sh-t. thankfully i had not thrown away my ranger paper.

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