rapscallion
a charlatan; a slumgullion; a grifter.
that rapscallion -ssaulted me in the alleyway and attempted to throttle me! arrest that slumgullion!
a green onion with street credintials.
did you hear how that rapscallion could flow?
(n) can be used to replace almost all nouns with a negative connotation.
eh! u rap scallion, dont touch my school of possums!
a carefully constructed on-line persona existing with the soul intent of attaining maximum digital based trolling efficiency, no matter what the subject. due to it’s inherent opinionated trolling nature it’s commonly referred to by internet victims as “the troll”.
this ent-ty regularly propagates the concept of being a true persona, existing partly in some form of biological derived sentience, mostly human, when in fact it’s very likely that it might just be another meme based parameter in its complex algorithmic tactics towards deception-based trolling.
so far some evidence has suggested that rapscallion was born out of the inevitability of the complex nature in which bullsh-t information on the internet has become self aware and is now desperately attempting to restore the balance before the psychological state known as “self-loathing” sets in. other’s have pointed out that its scorn is not only limited to bullsh-t, but also to many other useful subjects and this disproves the self-loathing sentience hypothesis.
whatever the case may be, rapscallion continues to attract both proponents and trolling victims and no evidence suggesting a slow down exists as yet.
“rapscallion killed my jesus… and the gold price.”
“i got rapscallioned when i posted baby photos on facebook, i don’t want kids anymore”
“dude, you’re hitting your head against a rapscallion. just give up”
n.: a user of spurious popular definitions to justify erroneous or incorrect use of language
only a rapscallion of the highest order would attempt such a grammatically derelict usage!
an inferior person of seriously questionable character. also a loser, dolt, -sshole, f-ggot.
gosh jean, why did you steal my lighter? i just got it, you rapscallion!
dirty, -ss stankin’ feet, with really long, fugal, curling toenails.
dude, booter has some serious rapscallions peakin out from under that blanket.
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