Rave and Blowjob Day
celebrated on march 14th, rave and bl-wj-b day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after valentine’s day — a holiday for women.
the idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with rave tickets and a bl-wj-b. not necessarily in that order. ladies and queers are designated drivers.
dave: “hey dylan, what did melissa get you for rave and bl-wj-b day?”
dylan: “well dave, that would be a trippy show, and a big juicy bl-wj-b.”
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