Rave Ready
rave-ready is a term referring to the mind state of being “down to do anything at any time without question”, as long as it’s socially called for within a group setting. originally referring to excessive drug usage and partying, the creators of the word soon realized it was more than that… it’s an entire lifestyle.
you’re either rave-ready or you’re not.
there is no grey area or in-between.
if someone asks you if you’re rave-ready, you say, “yes… i am.”
if the situation becomes foul and disgusting to the point of not being cool anymore, you can claim “i’m not rave-ready enough”, and in this case you are exempted because that situation has become “rave-expired”. it is no longer within the bondaries of being rave-ready.
both living creatures and inanimate objects can be rave-ready. it takes a lot for a non-living item to be rave-ready though. it has to be truly rave-ready to be rave-ready.
the group consensus determines if someone or something is rave-ready or not. raveready.com will be the future site for all your rave-ready needs.
1. “let’s take some xanax and then go home and buy a quarter ounce of cocaine and do it all to the face while we stay up another night and go in to work on monday looking haggard. that’s totally f-cking rave ready”
2. “that guy running around in his underwear at the party was not rave-ready. that guy was definitely rave-expired.”
3. “is eating this 36-hour old california burrito f-cking rave-ready guys?” “h-ll no, that’s not only rave-expired, that’s food-expired.”
rave-ready is a term referring to the mind state of being “down to do anything at any time without question”, as long as it’s socially called for within a group setting. originally referring to excessive drug usage and partying, the creators of the word soon realized it was more than that… it’s an entire lifestyle.
you’re either rave-ready or you’re not.
there is no grey area or in-between.
if someone asks you if you’re rave-ready, you say, “yes… i am.”
if the situation becomes foul and disgusting to the point of not being cool anymore, you can claim “i’m not rave-ready enough”, and in this case you are exempted because that situation has become “rave-expired”. it is no longer within the bondaries of being rave-ready.
both living creatures and inanimate objects can be rave-ready. it takes a lot for a non-living item to be rave-ready though. it has to be truly rave-ready to be rave-ready.
the group consensus determines if someone or something is rave-ready or not.
holy f-ck, this cats on 10 pills, 7 tabs, 1/8 of gooms, and now he’s rollin a p-dogg!! talk about bein rave-ready!!!
holy sh-t that guy is drinking his own puke, he’s totally rave-expired
wow look at him take a sh-t in that random planter. he’s totally rave-ready, almost rave-expired!
–anybody who is on your team is not rave-ready!–
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