a v-g-n- that has been so well f-ck-d that is appearance is left in a swollen, raw, reddened and tender to the touch state. resulting from hits of prolonged s-xual activity and/or an extremely endowed lover. a reference to a female’s fur burger as being raw like hamburger when done with pillaging s-xual play.
roger and his wife connected with a bull online and met at a hotel for a s-x romp. their bull pounded her for hours and left her with a raw burger while her husband sat and watched and rubbed one out.
- you people
what uncle arthur of tv show bewitched (starring elizabeth montgomery) asked darren’s side of the family. uncle arthur played by paul lynde was a warlock where as darren (d-ck york) and the members of the stephens family were mortal. they easily fainted, became defensive, showed emotion and affirmed bias. samantha’s family members were each centuries […]
when your period just won’t start, and there is no reason for it not to. if you would stop stressing and relax, it will come out. joe, calm the f-ck down, you’re just menstruapated. or don’t waste your money on a pregnancy test, you’re just menstruapated.
(n.) a nightmare scenario on multiple fronts. similar to a cl-sterf-ck, a multimare is the h-llish point at which several unrelated catastrophes occur in the subject’s life simutaneously, combining to fill them with an inescapable sense of impending doom. today i got rejected from my dream job, left my wallet on the bus and came […]
the perfect girl for any guy. she makes everyone happy and smile. timbrea is my girlfriend.
- bl**dy pie
when a girl is on her period hi mary did u see jill last night she left a bl–dy pie stain on the toilet