f-cking awesome. super cute, pet-te with an amazing -ss, she’s super sweet, and you don’t ever wanna get on her bad side or she’ll wup your -ss.
girl 1: omg do you know raycherry?
girl 2: of course, she’s f-ck-ng awesome, i love the way she does her eyeliner too~ ^^
girl 1: oh em gee, i know right, it’s so cute
girl 3: i don’t like raycherry!
girl 1 &2: …f-cking b-tch, we’re gunna kill you.
girl 3 dies
raycherry is pure awesomeness
- rectal crouton
a small evasive piece of sh-t on a gorgeous womans -ss. often found complimenting a tossed salad. dude, she was so fine i went down to toss her salad and found a few rectal croutons
- rectal eclipse
when one of the female co-workers freaks out over being “underpaid” for the umpteenth time. they are lucky to have any job at all after calling in sick so much. “look out for sharon. she had a rectal eclipse in the production meeting.”
splurtch (splerch) noun. the splattering sound made by falling face down in a mud bog. i slammed my hand down in a pan full of devil’s food cake batter and splurtched brown goo all over diane’s white angora sweater.
shoes in jakarta language. i like my spokat.
- r*ct*m hopping
a compet-tion where you see how much chocolate you can pack into as many different dudes in a given time limit. i went r-ct-m hopping yesterday and packed 2 cubic yards of fudge, now i have aids.