Rea

(ray-uh): bad-ss and extremely attractive short female; a magic spell which causes the spellcasters enemy to feel as though they are being attacked at the knee-caps by a crowd of livid midgets.
“oh man that girl is such a rea!”

“reaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!” (enemy falls to the ground writhing in pain)
rea means that you are fly !
d-mn that girl is so rea !
the kind of girl (well, she claims to be a girl) that you want to hug and never let go, except to admire her amazing -rs-. she’s funny, beautiful, loveable, irresistable and perfect in every way. she’s like a drug, once you’re exposed, you can’t do without her and you never want to let go, your life will get better by 1000% when she walks into it and you will never want to look back.
“why do you seem so happy all the time now?”
“i found myself a rea”
a spanish version of “lol” meaning “reir en alto”… literally meaning to laugh in high volume.
rea, que estupido
short for “reasonable.” only used in certain circ-mstances that requires the outburst. pr-nounced in the dmac voice. usually pr-nounced when 2 people say it at the same time.
dj – “man, i just saw chelsey rub emily’s t-ts!”
dj&steve – “reas!”
1. a good looking guy, who is as smart as h-ll and always gets the girls. he is praised by women, he is a s-x god. you don’t wanna f-ck with that guy whose macing on those chicks over there!

2. a dope -ss n-gg- who stacks paper, reels in the hoes and is street wise. he knows how to throw his knuckles at you, so you best be getting the f-ck away from that guy, ladies go mad when the see him walking in the streets, all glistening and shining but haters gonna hate!
oh sh-t get away from that guy, he’s so rea
short for “real estate agent”
“are you sure about that house? maybe you should ask your rea for some inside advice?”
or
“as your rea, i advise you to ..” (with great oscar zeta accosta notes & intonations as seen in “fear and loathing in las vegas”)