Ready to Graze


it means a really fat person, very overweight. it is often used when talking to a fat girl, not used with guys much. the term comes form what a cow does, graze, or eat. a fat person obviously eats a lot so they could be considered cows and would then need to be put out in the pasture for the rest of their life with other fat things.
me: that chick on the phone wouldn’t tell me her weight but told me she wears a size 15.
friend: dude, a size 15… she is ready to graze

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