Reaquiring My Life Goals
recession speak for “i’ve been out of work for some time and am b-mming around looking for the end of the rainbow while pretending to be cool and in-charge so as not to bruise my fragile over inflated ego”
office drone: “hey bud, how’s it going with you?”
former coworker: ” aw, it’s all good, i’m just kickin it reaquiring my life goals, finding a path”
office drone: “oh, i see…..you’re trying out “b-m” as a lifestyle for awhile then?”
former coworker: “yeah….you got a quarter i could borrow?”
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